#BidetGang we have transcended....

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Got one a couple weeks ago. shyt is amazing
I got one a year and a half ago.... I was maaad upset with myself for all the wasted years not being in the light..... I became a prophet and have prosyletyzed ever since. These last few months it finally got to a point when I may have had to shyt somewhere else and was longing for my bidet.... needed to find a solution....
 
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Maybe it’s not completely “clean” but a bidet is night and day different from using dry toilet paper and smearing shyt around. At a minimum you should use a wet wipe

yeah wipes been a thing for decades, used in hospitals, for babies, everyday life, etc. people been bamboozled into this a$$hole spraying bs. i don't get it.
 

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I got one a year and a half ago.... I was maaad upset with myself for all the wasted years not being in the light..... I became a prophet and have prosyletyzed ever since. These last few months it finally got to a point when I may have had to shyt somewhere else and was longing for my bidet.... needed to find a solution....

you ever use it as a waterpick 2?
 

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Imagine getting melted chocolate in your beard and “wiping it clean” with paper towels only.
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No amount of wipes would properly clean your beard.
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A strong blast of water is the only way to get everything out.
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It’s 2025, let’s step our hygiene game up.
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:dwillhuh: Wait…so, you use the bidet on your face too?
 
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