Being Tall at the Basketball Court Unaprreciation

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This is what I'm talking about, look at the replies. Like tall nikkas can't shoot :rudy:

Look at Dirk, Durant, Garnett etc...

Some of the best shooters of all time were in the mid 6's. You lil nikkas need to fall back :ld:


This is what a man looks like -




You and him are the same height, you think if someone made a mix of you playing it would have that same grimy ass music? I think this would fit your game more, playing like a danty little butterfly out there -




You 150lbs breh, you the lil nikka here :leon:
 
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What y'all nikkas know about the dream shake :shaq:



your mother should have swallowed you


I remember smoking this weed and decided to go hoop with my boys. That shyt had me thinking I was Hakeem...did the Dream Shake twice on this dude and I fell laughing on the court. :pachaha:
 

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This is what a man looks like -

Kblaze - Charles Barkley - YouTube


You and him are the same height, you think if someone made a mix of you playing it would have that same grimy ass music? I think this would fit your game more, playing like a danty little butterfly out there -

Color Me Badd - I Adore Mi Amor (Video) - YouTube


You 150lbs breh, you the lil nikka here :leon:
:what: Barkely was about 6'5, and I'm like 6'1 that's not the same



Besides that nikka turned :flabbynsick: when he retired anyway :pachaha:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
:what: Barkely was about 6'5, and I'm like 6'1 that's not the same



Besides that nikka turned :flabbynsick: when he retired anyway :pachaha:



I didn't reply to you :mindblown:


And you being 6"1 in the real world of pickup basketball is the equivalent of Barkley being 6"5 in the NBA, he was posting up people half a foot taller than himself.
 

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This is what a man looks like -

Kblaze - Charles Barkley - YouTube


You and him are the same height, you think if someone made a mix of you playing it would have that same grimy ass music? I think this would fit your game more, playing like a danty little butterfly out there -

Color Me Badd - I Adore Mi Amor (Video) - YouTube


You 150lbs breh, you the lil nikka here :leon:

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Thats my build, and my game too. I'm a skinny slasher with an efficient J :smugdraper:
 

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I'm 6'5 and skinny. Why the hell do I always have to be the "big man" when I hoop:merchant:

nikkas be like "hold down the post big man" :rudy: I'm skinny as hell, fukk that shyt. I got decent handles, and my mid range is Kobeesque :childplease: (ok, it;s alright) I'm not trying to be Ben Wallace:scusthov:

Then, when you be killing on the rebounds and tip ins and shyt, nigaas wanna complain about your height. Saying shyt like, you only doing that cause you tall:dry: It's not my fault b.

And some stupid short motherfukker will be like "If I had your height, I'd be dunking all on nikkas, I'd be in the NBA, blah,blah,blah" I'm constantly having to explain to nikkas that I would be a 1 or 2 in the NBA. Can't win for losing.


question. if you're 6'5+ and thin. and you aint old as dirt. why arent you dunking all over clowns? like them short dudes say. :ohhh:
 

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Apparently you 6'5 and dont have a damn post game because if you did, you wouldn't complain about a clear advantage you have on the court and would love the fact you couldn't be stopped down there. You just not a well rounded player bruh.

I guess all the 5'9 dudes on your squad are supposed to clear the way and get your rebounds as you shoot 3s and midrange jumpers all game.
 
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question. if you're 6'5+ and thin. and you aint old as dirt. why arent you dunking all over clowns? like them short dudes say. :ohhh:

I'm 29. And I get my fair share of dunks. Fastbreaks, I'm dunking:takedat: Every blue moon I catch a tip dunk, but thats about it. I'm not that nikka thats flying down the lane yamming on people, thats just not my game. My dunk game is Joe Johnson status. I'm just graceful with that shyt, I'm only dunking if I need to or if it's a fastbreak. nikkas don't know that that shyt be taking up energy too, that's why a tired nikka will lay it up, even in the NBA. I got hops tho, I can dunk off dropstep :yeshrug:
 

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Apparently you 6'5 and dont have a damn post game because if you did, you wouldn't complain about a clear advantage you have on the court and would love the fact you couldn't be stop down there. You just not a well round player bruh.

I guess all the 5'9 dudes on your squad are supposed to clear the way and get your rebounds as you shoot 3s and midrange jumpers all game.

Naw, you don't know what the fukk you talking about. :upsetfavre: at that logic.

Playing in the post is just not that fun to me. I'm trying to have fun out there:smugfavre:
 

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I'm 29. And I get my fair share of dunks. Fastbreaks, I'm dunking:takedat: Every blue moon I catch a tip dunk, but thats about it. I'm not that nikka thats flying down the lane yamming on people, thats just not my game. My dunk game is Joe Johnson status. I'm just graceful with that shyt, I'm only dunking if I need to or if it's a fastbreak. nikkas don't know that that shyt be taking up energy too, that's why a tired nikka will lay it up, even in the NBA. I got hops tho, I can dunk off dropstep :yeshrug:


:heh: That nikka really don't get up tho
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
Naw, you don't know what the fukk you talking about. :upsetfavre: at that logic.

Playing in the post is just not that fun to me. I'm trying to have fun out there:smugfavre:



If you have a son and he ends up being 7"0 280lbs, and you teach him a finesse game and how to shoot jumpers....I will find you :birdman:
 
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