Being Tall at the Basketball Court Unaprreciation

TYBG

Ditty Dum Ditty Doo
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
3,834
Reputation
610
Daps
5,057
if you dont have a wet j or handles...your ass belongs in the post
 

AAKing23

92' til Infinity....
Supporter
Joined
May 5, 2012
Messages
41,071
Reputation
6,547
Daps
150,425
Reppin
NJ-PA
I'm about 6'1 - 6'2 ish and my game is made to play SG since I'm a sharpshooter. I hate when I'm the tallest dude on the court and nikkas expect me to dunk and block everything :snoop:


The only thing I can do like a big man is rebound, I'ma monster on the Off. rebounds despite being skinny as hell. :heh:
 

Malta

Sweetwater
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
66,896
Reputation
15,136
Daps
279,720
Reppin
Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
You nikkas that hate playing in the post are exactly why all our big men today are fukking soft, I'm 6"2 228lbs and I will play in the post over the perimeter any day of the week. I enjoy imposing my will on other people, and letting them know they're not nearly as strong as me. There's nothing more emasculating on the basketball court than to post some skinny nikka up and hear him say "helppppp!!!" when you get the ball on that low block cause he's 6"5 190lbs. You 6"5 and I'd abuse the shyt out of you in the paint, straight elbow to chest everytime down the floor, have you saying "switch yo, you got him".

:birdman: Your J is wack, your handles are wack, go into the post you frail ass nikka.
 

AAKing23

92' til Infinity....
Supporter
Joined
May 5, 2012
Messages
41,071
Reputation
6,547
Daps
150,425
Reppin
NJ-PA
You nikkas that hate playing in the post are exactly why all our big men today are fukking soft, I'm 6"2 228lbs and I will play in the post over the perimeter any day of the week. I enjoy imposing my will on other people, and letting them know they're not nearly as strong as me. There's nothing more emasculating on the basketball court than to post some skinny nikka up and hear him say "helppppp!!!" when you get the ball on that low block cause he's 6"5 190lbs. You 6"5 and I'd abuse the shyt out of you in the paint, straight elbow to chest everytime down the floor, have you saying "switch yo, you got him".

:birdman: Your J is wack, your handles are wack, go into the post you frail ass nikka.
:childplease: nikka I'm like 150 lbs I have no business being in the post :heh:


Besides when your jumper is as wet as mine, the post isn't needed :win:


Sounds like somebody's jumper ain't on point :mjpls:
 

Texas2step

H-Town it's NOT our year
Joined
May 20, 2012
Messages
3,760
Reputation
-425
Daps
6,347
*sees a tall nikka on the court*

*tells him to shut up and go rebound bc that is the only way he is getting the ball:youngsabo:*
 

Double Burger With Cheese

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
May 6, 2012
Messages
26,336
Reputation
15,969
Daps
155,729
Reppin
Atlanta
I'm 6'3'' and I wouldn't trade it for the world...used to playing in the post. My jumper game is usually the best on my team, but posting up nikkas with the Tim Duncan move is the best feeling. OP is a crying bytch. :manny:

barry.jpg
 

Malta

Sweetwater
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
66,896
Reputation
15,136
Daps
279,720
Reppin
Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
:childplease: nikka I'm like 150 lbs I have no business being in the post :heh:


Besides when your jumper is as wet as mine, the post isn't needed :win:


Sounds like somebody's jumper ain't on point :mjpls:



:rudy:

Your jumper will never be a higher percentage shot than ones that come from 4-8 feet from the rim.

You need to eat some sandwiches and get in the post, you're just about the same height as Charles Barkley. :sitdown:
 

Loose

Retired Legend
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
44,039
Reputation
2,191
Daps
129,137
I'm 6'5 and skinny. Why the hell do I always have to be the "big man" when I hoop:merchant:

nikkas be like "hold down the post big man" :rudy: I'm skinny as hell, fukk that shyt. I got decent handles, and my mid range is Kobeesque :childplease: (ok, it;s alright) I'm not trying to be Ben Wallace:scusthov:

Then, when you be killing on the rebounds and tip ins and shyt, nigaas wanna complain about your height. Saying shyt like, you only doing that cause you tall:dry: It's not my fault b.

And some stupid short motherfukker will be like "If I had your height, I'd be dunking all on nikkas, I'd be in the NBA, blah,blah,blah" I'm constantly having to explain to nikkas that I would be a 1 or 2 in the NBA. Can't win for losing.

:bryan:, i be shutting nikkas like you down mfers think cause they 6'6 they can run the court
 

Loose

Retired Legend
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
44,039
Reputation
2,191
Daps
129,137
on some real shyt i hate pickup ball unless its with my nikkas cause playing with randoms im not allowed to pick my spots and touch the ball at will.
 

VICVALLIN

Pro
Joined
May 7, 2012
Messages
974
Reputation
150
Daps
2,407
Reppin
NULL
i never really cared to be good at basketball so when i sprang up to 6'3, i had no problem playing the post during pick-up games. i love when a taller more athletic dude is asking for a switch because i'm too strong and abusing his bytch ass.
 
Top