Sierra Mist
Banned
smh
Being slightly mean to chicks appreciation
- Thread starter Nintendough
- Start date
Like when you're watching tv and u randomly grab her nose and thump her for head twice with your finger?
playfully mean things like holding her head under the cover and letting out the worst, wettest farts possible?
playfully mean things like holding her head under the cover and letting out the worst, wettest farts possible?
MY EX WAS LIKE 5'2. PUTTING ALL HER FAVORITE SNACKS ON THE TOP SHELF WAS MY FAVORITE. THEN I WATCH HER TRY TO GET HER STUFF.
SLOWLY PEELING THE COVERS OFF HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THEN WRAPPING THEM AROUND ME SO SHE CAN'T GET THEM BACK.
DRINK UP ALL HER KOOL AID AND LEAVE ENOUGH FOR LIKE 1/8 OF A GLASS THEN HURRY UP AND GO HOME. (AND TAKE THE SUGAR WITH ME)
MAN I SEE WHY SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.
MY EX WAS LIKE 5'2. PUTTING ALL HER FAVORITE SNACKS ON THE TOP SHELF WAS MY FAVORITE. THEN I WATCH HER TRY TO GET HER STUFF.
SLOWLY PEELING THE COVERS OFF HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THEN WRAPPING THEM AROUND ME SO SHE CAN'T GET THEM BACK.
DRINK UP ALL HER KOOL AID AND LEAVE ENOUGH FOR LIKE 1/8 OF A GLASS THEN HURRY UP AND GO HOME. (AND TAKE THE SUGAR WITH ME)
MAN I SEE WHY SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.
innocentdevil
:whoo:
MY EX WAS LIKE 5'2. PUTTING ALL HER FAVORITE SNACKS ON THE TOP SHELF WAS MY FAVORITE. THEN I WATCH HER TRY TO GET HER STUFF.
SLOWLY PEELING THE COVERS OFF HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THEN WRAPPING THEM AROUND ME SO SHE CAN'T GET THEM BACK.
DRINK UP ALL HER KOOL AID AND LEAVE ENOUGH FOR LIKE 1/8 OF A GLASS THEN HURRY UP AND GO HOME. (AND TAKE THE SUGAR WITH ME)
MAN I SEE WHY SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.
It makes me so frustrated when my bf does this. 
I GO TO SLEEP WITH THE BIGGEST GRIN ON MY FACE. SHE WAS AN ANGEL TOO. SHE WOULDN'T EVEN WAKE ME UP TO GET THEM BACK.
I USED TO LOVE TAKING HER CAR FROM HER JOB AND LEAVING MY 86 FLEETWOOD ON 22'S IN HER PARKING SPOT. THEN TURN THE RADIO ALL THE WAY UP SO EVERYBODY LOOKS WHEN SHE GETS IN. I GUESS SHE KINDA GOT THE LAST LAUGH BECAUSE I HAD TO RIDE AROUND IN A HONDA ACCORD WITH THE TWEETY MUDFLAPS AND FLOOR MATS.
Klyk21
Hate is Rising, Love is Dying....
Why be mean when you aren't mean?Her: Why you always use the strawberry air freshener in your car?
Me: *Silence*
Her:*Touches the radio*
Me: Don't touch my radio man
Her: I just wanted to...
Me: Nah, don't do it...*silence until we reach destination with the volume turned at a level where its clear I don't feel like talking*
BECAUSE IT'S FUN SOMETIMES.
A.V.
reTIreMEnt: THE ALBUM (01/22) ALL DSPs
aww nikka u miss her
aww nikka u miss her
YOU DAMN RIGHT. I WAS FINNA PUT A RING ON IT. I WAITED TOO LONG.
A.V.
reTIreMEnt: THE ALBUM (01/22) ALL DSPs
damn son I feel ur pain. now ur life will be full of "almost as good as..." bytches and broads you have easy, empty and meaningless sex with just to get over the pain of realizing how much of a fukk up you are for losin that. real nikka shyt. lmao
Captain Crunch
Veteran
MY EX WAS LIKE 5'2. PUTTING ALL HER FAVORITE SNACKS ON THE TOP SHELF WAS MY FAVORITE. THEN I WATCH HER TRY TO GET HER STUFF.
SLOWLY PEELING THE COVERS OFF HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THEN WRAPPING THEM AROUND ME SO SHE CAN'T GET THEM BACK.
DRINK UP ALL HER KOOL AID AND LEAVE ENOUGH FOR LIKE 1/8 OF A GLASS THEN HURRY UP AND GO HOME. (AND TAKE THE SUGAR WITH ME)
MAN I SEE WHY SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.
top notch
Fckumeen
Superstar
Beedad
All Star
We was textin i was being rude. She said something and im just like "shut up bytch" and called her a bytch like 2 more times.
She said "when you go to school monday i hope you have a gun on you or you gone be mad"
Didnt have school that monday but they eventually caught me
Damn, you should've keyed her, ....err nevermind.
ClassyME
Pro
Funny, cuz I do the exact same thing when people get in my car. I only do it to fukk wit them, test their patience sometimes tho.
"Can I play my music?"
NO
"Can you stop to get..." NO
"Can I smoke in your car?" NO
"Damn"..
Guys take it better than girls. Girls always wanna argue about why I said NO so they're like "well fukk u too bish". Guys on the other hand are like 
...
"Can I play my music?"
NO "Can you stop to get..." NO
"Can I smoke in your car?" NO
"Damn"..
Guys take it better than girls. Girls always wanna argue about why I said NO so they're like "well fukk u too bish".
Guys on the other hand are like ...