Being slightly mean to chicks appreciation
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Thatrogueassdiaz
We're on the blood path now
Her: Why you always use the strawberry air freshener in your car?
Me: *Silence*
Her:*Touches the radio*
Me: Don't touch my radio man
Her: I just wanted to...
Me: Nah, don't do it...*silence until we reach destination with the volume turned at a level where its clear I don't feel like talking*
Word. Your life sounds empty.
MY EX WAS LIKE 5'2. PUTTING ALL HER FAVORITE SNACKS ON THE TOP SHELF WAS MY FAVORITE. THEN I WATCH HER TRY TO GET HER STUFF.
SLOWLY PEELING THE COVERS OFF HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THEN WRAPPING THEM AROUND ME SO SHE CAN'T GET THEM BACK.
DRINK UP ALL HER KOOL AID AND LEAVE ENOUGH FOR LIKE 1/8 OF A GLASS THEN HURRY UP AND GO HOME. (AND TAKE THE SUGAR WITH ME)
MAN I SEE WHY SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.
Only sadist does shyt like this. Karma is a bytch, breh.
How's it going in Fredericksburg, breh?
Nintendough
#Kliq
James Carter
n/a
What will happen with me is ill end all conversing with a chick outta nowhere. Either ill forget to get back to her or im talking to another chick and we converse better 
Ignoring a chick and letting her know shes forgettable is cold game 
they probably do. Chicks like to test you and see how far they can go before you verbally and physically step to them
Ignoring a chick and letting her know shes forgettable is cold game I be feeling bad.. But they always come back like nothing happen. I think they secretly love that shyt.
they probably do. Chicks like to test you and see how far they can go before you verbally and physically step to them 
Her: Why you always use the strawberry air freshener in your car?
Me: *Silence*
Her:*Touches the radio*
Me: Don't touch my radio man
Her: I just wanted to...
Me: Nah, don't do it...
This is me all day lmao. Great thread
FukkaPaidEmail
Retired Hoodrat whisperer
Funny thing is that chicks find almost anything mean.I get called mean/rude almost everyday.Girl called me mean for sending a text saying "what do you want,girl?".
If you do it right, it becomes irresistible to them.
They call you every name in the book, but won't leave you because it's drama and they fukking love drama.
My poor, poor wife....I rip on her on a daily basis and Ive turned her into a mini comment nazi now.
They key is knowing just when to let on your joking, or how to throw a joke in after shes mad to make it so she cant stay mad at you. It's a skill really.
I remember one time we were at Target in the beauty isle...
:her:'Do you think this is enough?"
:looks at this gigantic bag of cotton swaps that are like 3x3:
:me: "Those things? What are you going to use them for??"
:her: "I use them to clean off my make up"
:Me: :fukk, I guess their big enough for your gorilla face"
:her: "
"
:me: "Yeah, those should work, now go clean that big ass bonks adventure of head of yours for me" - (Loudly in the middle of the isle where wandering strangers could hear)
:her:
:me:
They call you every name in the book, but won't leave you because it's drama and they fukking love drama.
My poor, poor wife....I rip on her on a daily basis and Ive turned her into a mini comment nazi now.
They key is knowing just when to let on your joking, or how to throw a joke in after shes mad to make it so she cant stay mad at you. It's a skill really.
I remember one time we were at Target in the beauty isle...
:her:'Do you think this is enough?"
:looks at this gigantic bag of cotton swaps that are like 3x3:
:me: "Those things? What are you going to use them for??"
:her: "I use them to clean off my make up"
:Me: :fukk, I guess their big enough for your gorilla face"
:her: "
":me: "Yeah, those should work, now go clean that big ass bonks adventure of head of yours for me" - (Loudly in the middle of the isle where wandering strangers could hear)
:her:
:me:
If you do it right, it becomes irresistible to them.
They call you every name in the book, but won't leave you because it's drama and they fukking love drama.
My poor, poor wife....I rip on her on a daily basis and Ive turned her into a mini comment nazi now.
They key is knowing just when to let on your joking, or how to throw a joke in after shes mad to make it so she cant stay mad at you. It's a skill really.
I remember one time we were at Target in the beauty isle...
:her:'Do you think this is enough?"
:looks at this gigantic bag of cotton swaps that are like 3x3:
:me: "Those things? What are you going to use them for??"
:her: "I use them to clean off my make up"
:Me: :fukk, I guess their big enough for your gorilla face"
:her: "
:me: "Yeah, those should work, now go clean that big ass bonks adventure of head of yours for me" - (Loudly in the middle of the isle where wandering strangers could hear)
:her:
:me:
That sounds like emotional abuse, breh
I'll tease my girl but I won't crack on her like we're in a schoolyard or something
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Her: Why you always use the strawberry air freshener in your car?
Me: *Silence*
Her:*Touches the radio*
Me: Don't touch my radio man
Her: I just wanted to...
Me: Nah, don't do it...
We shouldnt be proud of being firm and strident with our women but its necessary to maintain respect and balance in relationships because without our womans respect, problems start.
My woman is very emotional during her pregnancy at the moment. Yesterday she was making fake crying noises on the phone because she is stuffy nosed and claimed i wasnt doing anything to make her nose feel better. I told her i couldnt (being 30 minutes away at 10pm) do anything to help her at that moment. She said why are u treating me like this. I said i dont know magic, i cant make sniffles go away. She said why am i being so mean. I said i cant take this right now and got off the phone. I apologized and told her goodnight later.
Non Sequitur
Creep.
If you do it right, it becomes irresistible to them.
They call you every name in the book, but won't leave you because it's drama and they fukking love drama.
My poor, poor wife....I rip on her on a daily basis and Ive turned her into a mini comment nazi now.
They key is knowing just when to let on your joking, or how to throw a joke in after shes mad to make it so she cant stay mad at you. It's a skill really.
I remember one time we were at Target in the beauty isle...
:her:'Do you think this is enough?"
:looks at this gigantic bag of cotton swaps that are like 3x3:
:me: "Those things? What are you going to use them for??"
:her: "I use them to clean off my make up"
:Me: :fukk, I guess their big enough for your gorilla face"
:her: "
:me: "Yeah, those should work, now go clean that big ass bonks adventure of head of yours for me" - (Loudly in the middle of the isle where wandering strangers could hear)
:her:
:me:
Same, here...
...they secretly like that shyt, I swear
That sounds like emotional abuse, breh
I'll tease my girl but I won't crack on her like we're in a schoolyard or something
I've been told it's close.
I love her though, but I just find it way to funny being a dikk to her. There is something about saying shyt that I know no normal husband would ever say to his wife that gets me off.
if they are into you, you can turn them into your personal dartboard or insult-sharpener, they absolutely love it
"oh yoyo, you make me laugh"
"you're so mean"
"sometimes i wonder why i keep talking to you"
'cause you're ugly and no one else gives you attention'
"oh yoyo, you make me laugh"
"you're so mean"
"sometimes i wonder why i keep talking to you"
'cause you're ugly and no one else gives you attention'
