Being naked for 24 hours

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tf. im naked right now. im always naked, shyt during the lockdown me and my ex literally were adam and eveing last summer for like a week straight. i mean she might put on one of my shirts to cook or open the door for the delivery food, but that shyt came right off as soon as it was done.

we're born naked, its literally the most natural form of being human.
 
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No, my clothes comfortable af and a nice beach weekend you can basically be nude all day save for a few pieces of string:mjlol:
 
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Long story. My bad brehs

One time back in the late 90s we got this batch of coke that was kind of trash. So to make it better we start doing hot rails with shards in it :mjlit: Hours later I start feeling crazy :sadcam:. I call my uncle's step sister for a ride home.

I'm thinking "She gon know I'm fukked up. Better clean up." I couldn't find any towels so I use my shirt. Soon I realized I don't have any other clothes :lupe:.

I decide to just take everything off except my boxers so I wouldn't look weird with just no shirt on. She pulls up and I'm sitting outside on that green cable box thing trying to look normal :russ:. She pulls up and I hop in the whip smooth as shyt :myman: She didn't say nothing so I feel like I'm pulling it off :youngsabo:

I tell her to stop somewhere bc I'm thirsty. She said "no I'm bringing you home." So I'm like "oh so that's what we doing? :what:? Ok". As soon as we slowed down I said ":yeshrug: fukk it"
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Hop out and took off running to the crib. nikka I was clearing fences, juking dogs and stiff arming the shyt out of kids at the park by my apartments. Finally get home. My phones ringing. Its my boys who I was snortin with asking me where I am.

Apparently I told them I was going to make some onion rings. By this time I'm gone for about 6 or 7 hours. nikka said my clothes were stuffed behind the toilet tank. So now I'm a$$hole naked stressing about where I can get onion rings at this time of night :snoop:. Im stressed and I know I need sleep. So i smoke a blunt, grab a bottle of liquid nyquil. Cotton mouth makes me chug that bytch like
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I decide to take a shower and the nyquil kicks in :russell:. I pass the fukk out in the shower :deadmanny:. Idk how long I was out but the cold water woke me up. I crawl out of the shower, threw up and fell asleep in the hallway. I wake up still naked and slightly wet. I get up, eat some apple cinnamon oatmeal with a baked sweet potato. :manny: it sounded good at the time. Finally i jerked off and started getting ready for work. I don't know exactly how long I was naked but it had to be close to 24 hours
 
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Elle Seven said:
:mjlol:Genuinely wasn't trying to imply anything sexual...I was thinking with a more innocent mind, especially since it was a child who even mentioned it to me.

Consider, unless you go to a nude beach, we never get to go out in the sun and feel the warmth of the sun's rays directly all over our person...like never...the entire time we're alive. When you consider everything else that lives on land on this planet, you see we are the only ones who don't get to participate in this without penalty or shame.

I consider this at times and find it truly wild. Last summer, I was walking one day and saw, out the corner of my eye, a child playing outside with his father, splashing around in the flow of a water hose in front of their house. This little boy was likely only about 1 and he was stark naked, and they were black folks.

I did a double-take because I was really surprised at that. It's conditioning though, cause soon after, I realized I envied that baby:mjcry: I have never felt the sun all over myself like that and frolicked in the water. Ain't nothing sexual about it. I'm just talking about enjoying my humanity.


All y'all who are single and childless, enjoy your naked days. They are to be cherished. When you're in a relationship, walking around free can be interpreted as an invitation, and if you have kids in the house...well, you know the rest.
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Oh that's what this thread is about? I think I fukked up and answered the wrong question.

Now that i fully understand the thread ill answer your question. Being naked innocently or non sexual is a no go. That's just too much for me. Can't do it breh
 
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Sex Luthor said:
Long story. My bad brehs

One time back in the late 90s we got this batch of coke that was kind of trash. So to make it better we start doing hot rails with shards in it :mjlit: Hours later I start feeling crazy :sadcam:. I call my uncle's step sister for a ride home.

I'm thinking "She gon know I'm fukked up. Better clean up." I couldn't find any towels so I use my shirt. Soon I realized I don't have any other clothes :lupe:.

I decide to just take everything off except my boxers so I wouldn't look weird with just no shirt on. She pulls up and I'm sitting outside on that green cable box thing trying to look normal :russ:. She pulls up and I hop in the whip smooth as shyt :myman: She didn't say nothing so I feel like I'm pulling it off :youngsabo:

I tell her to stop somewhere bc I'm thirsty. She said "no I'm bringing you home." So I'm like "oh so that's what we doing? :what:? Ok". As soon as we slowed down I said ":yeshrug: fukk it"
tenor.gif
Hop out and took off running to the crib. nikka I was clearing fences, juking dogs and stiff arming the shyt out of kids at the park by my apartments. Finally get home. My phones ringing. Its my boys who I was snortin with asking me where I am.

Apparently I told them I was going to make some onion rings. By this time I'm gone for about 6 or 7 hours. nikka said my clothes were stuffed behind the toilet tank. So now I'm a$$hole naked stressing about where I can get onion rings at this time of night :snoop:. Im stressed and I know I need sleep. So i smoke a blunt, grab a bottle of liquid nyquil. Cotton mouth makes me chug that bytch like
tenor.gif

I decide to take a shower and the nyquil kicks in :russell:. I pass the fukk out in the shower :deadmanny:. Idk how long I was out but the cold water woke me up. I crawl out of the shower, threw up and fell asleep in the hallway. I wake up still naked and slightly wet. I get up, eat some apple cinnamon oatmeal with a baked sweet potato. :manny: it sounded good at the time. Finally i jerked off and started getting ready for work. I don't know exactly how long I was naked but it had to be close to 24 hours
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What in the hell is hot rails with shards in it:lupe::lupe:
 
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Sex Luthor said:
Long story. My bad brehs

One time back in the late 90s we got this batch of coke that was kind of trash. So to make it better we start doing hot rails with shards in it :mjlit: Hours later I start feeling crazy :sadcam:. I call my uncle's step sister for a ride home.

I'm thinking "She gon know I'm fukked up. Better clean up." I couldn't find any towels so I use my shirt. Soon I realized I don't have any other clothes :lupe:.

I decide to just take everything off except my boxers so I wouldn't look weird with just no shirt on. She pulls up and I'm sitting outside on that green cable box thing trying to look normal :russ:. She pulls up and I hop in the whip smooth as shyt :myman: She didn't say nothing so I feel like I'm pulling it off :youngsabo:

I tell her to stop somewhere bc I'm thirsty. She said "no I'm bringing you home." So I'm like "oh so that's what we doing? :what:? Ok". As soon as we slowed down I said ":yeshrug: fukk it"
tenor.gif
Hop out and took off running to the crib. nikka I was clearing fences, juking dogs and stiff arming the shyt out of kids at the park by my apartments. Finally get home. My phones ringing. Its my boys who I was snortin with asking me where I am.

Apparently I told them I was going to make some onion rings. By this time I'm gone for about 6 or 7 hours. nikka said my clothes were stuffed behind the toilet tank. So now I'm a$$hole naked stressing about where I can get onion rings at this time of night :snoop:. Im stressed and I know I need sleep. So i smoke a blunt, grab a bottle of liquid nyquil. Cotton mouth makes me chug that bytch like
tenor.gif

I decide to take a shower and the nyquil kicks in :russell:. I pass the fukk out in the shower :deadmanny:. Idk how long I was out but the cold water woke me up. I crawl out of the shower, threw up and fell asleep in the hallway. I wake up still naked and slightly wet. I get up, eat some apple cinnamon oatmeal with a baked sweet potato. :manny: it sounded good at the time. Finally i jerked off and started getting ready for work. I don't know exactly how long I was naked but it had to be close to 24 hours
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Breh, your story was hilarious! :russ:


I gotta ask, you white?:lolbron:
 
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