Being naked for 24 hours

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Long story. My bad brehs

One time back in the late 90s we got this batch of coke that was kind of trash. So to make it better we start doing hot rails with shards in it :mjlit: Hours later I start feeling crazy :sadcam:. I call my uncle's step sister for a ride home.

I'm thinking "She gon know I'm fukked up. Better clean up." I couldn't find any towels so I use my shirt. Soon I realized I don't have any other clothes :lupe:.

I decide to just take everything off except my boxers so I wouldn't look weird with just no shirt on. She pulls up and I'm sitting outside on that green cable box thing trying to look normal :russ:. She pulls up and I hop in the whip smooth as shyt :myman: She didn't say nothing so I feel like I'm pulling it off :youngsabo:

I tell her to stop somewhere bc I'm thirsty. She said "no I'm bringing you home." So I'm like "oh so that's what we doing? :what:? Ok". As soon as we slowed down I said ":yeshrug: fukk it"
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Hop out and took off running to the crib. nikka I was clearing fences, juking dogs and stiff arming the shyt out of kids at the park by my apartments. Finally get home. My phones ringing. Its my boys who I was snortin with asking me where I am.

Apparently I told them I was going to make some onion rings. By this time I'm gone for about 6 or 7 hours. nikka said my clothes were stuffed behind the toilet tank. So now I'm a$$hole naked stressing about where I can get onion rings at this time of night :snoop:. Im stressed and I know I need sleep. So i smoke a blunt, grab a bottle of liquid nyquil. Cotton mouth makes me chug that bytch like
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I decide to take a shower and the nyquil kicks in :russell:. I pass the fukk out in the shower :deadmanny:. Idk how long I was out but the cold water woke me up. I crawl out of the shower, threw up and fell asleep in the hallway. I wake up still naked and slightly wet. I get up, eat some apple cinnamon oatmeal with a baked sweet potato. :manny: it sounded good at the time. Finally i jerked off and started getting ready for work. I don't know exactly how long I was naked but it had to be close to 24 hours


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Funniest part of this story is that because you were so fukked up, you’re an unreliable narrator...so who knows what REALLY went down that day. :lolbron:
 

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Admittedly, I :dead: at your story (nice gif execution, btw); it was a very exhilarating read. That entire situation sounds like trauma and trauma after trauma...but you tell it so vividly. Furthermore, you sound really strong, as your body endured enjoying narcotics, the stress of figuring out how to relax outside in your underwear, jumping out of a car window, sprinting through streets, evading kids, inhaling blunt smoke, and ingesting Nyquil for hours before you finally passed out in the shower. I'm happy for you that you were able to avoid death and still get to work the next morning. Having a good orgasm before starting your day can work wonders. Did you ever get your onion rings?

Speaking of which, did I read it correctly, or did you lose your boxers altogether somewhere between jumping fences in the alley and getting home and being reminded of the onion rings?
Nah. I never got the onion rings. I didnt even want them. I was upset that I told them I was making some and didn't come thru.

The boxers came off at some point but I dont remember when. I pretty sure I looked cracked out.
 

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I go to a nude beach but that’s max of 5 hours nude when I’m there. I’m usually naked at home when alone or just with my lady.

Wow, really? This is on my bucket list to do one. What is the experience like? Are there usually many people?
 

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I'm rarely naked outside of having sex and showering/bath.

I just like comfort and hate any feeling of being cold. I should try being Naked for sustained period though :yeshrug:

An experience which could give you perspective is taking a hot shower before bed and then sleeping in the nude. Thus, you likely won't get cold under the covers and won't really have time to register the mental discomfort of being without clothes. The difference in your sleeping experience, however, may be very noticeable, in a good way though.
 

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Funniest part of this story is that because you were so fukked up, you’re an unreliable narrator...so who knows what REALLY went down that day. :lolbron:
This is the best of my knowledge. How I looked thru someone else's eyes is probably funnier than the story.

I always wondered why didn't my uncles step sister say anything? Like, I hopped in the car with no clothes on and I dont remember her ever asking why. I must've looked like a professional crackhead for real.
 

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Wow, really? This is on my bucket list to do one. What is the experience like? Are there usually many people?
It’s liberating. The crowd size depends on weather. Feels good to let the breeze and sun wrap you fully. The only weird part is fully clothed ppl who go to gawk.
 

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While at home, I freeball 99.99% of the time in sweatpants/gym shorts and Im usually in a wifebeater. A thermal if its cold outdoors. That's free enough for me. :yeshrug: When our kids are staying with their aunt or grandparents, my wife will occassionaly walk around naked.
 

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New Yawk where I’m from / Bahston where I’m at
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Breh come to your house with a wife beater and some shorts and you tell them "where you going? You ain't coming in my house naked like that" :russ:

“Nah fam this ain’t a pajama party go home and change.”:martin:

I'm rarely naked outside of having sex and showering/bath.

I just like comfort and hate any feeling of being cold. I should try being Naked for sustained period though :yeshrug:

Same here, I keep ball shorts near the bed in case I gotta get up in the middle of the night.
 

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When was the last time you were? Have you ever been? Have been voluntarily naked for longer than 24 hours consecutively?

The prospect seems appealing...almost liberating...well, so long as it's not happening under durress.

I doubt this has been an experience for anyone of us since the day we were born though.

I'm only asking because someone made a comment about it recently to me and I realized most of us are clothed most of our lives, despite us having these wonderful bodies and living on this beautiful planet. All the other animals get to enjoy being free...but not us.

Seems kind of sad when you really think about it:mjcry:
They got fur & other biological features that regulates cold/hot tho :stopitslime:
 
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