you went in fly and fresh as possible to get girls
you never invited the trouble maker of the friends group to come with
you get there around 1130 or midnight and go get you a drink (no beers)
go to the back of the club stand up against the wall and peep the scene, you looking for the baddest chick's in the club trying to make eye contact, bopping your head along the way
you and the boys split up and approach the chick's you been looking at, approach from behind if she's dancing, approach from the front if she just vibing
rinse, watch and repeat until 15 minutes before the club closes
leave with the ugliest, drunkest pawg in the club. Raw & regret