before you decide to wife you should hire a P.I.
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What if the PI turns out like the guy in there's something about marry? Falling in love with your girl
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
I think you should stop making threads Reincar. 
this is the type of illogical, irrational thinking that gets dudes fukked over... is there anything else aside from women/love that people will blindly invest their happiness and well being in? omg im so in love she's perfect when i see her my dikk barks and i feel like im on cocaine!!!! shes "the one" i trust her forever.
that's another thing. the whole notion of "the one" is absurd, there's a scene in the office which succinctly illustrates this fallacy. if the one or 'soul mates' were a plausible thing to find, then your 'soul mate' would more likely be a woman in asia, not some random broad in your city. the numbers dont add up. theres 4 billion people in asia, odds would have it your soul mate is a chinese or indian woman in asia, not in (city you currently live in)
moral of the story, dont wife shyt. follow the tony gonzalez route, get this "commitment ceremony" shyt that lets u get the benefits of marriage but ur new wife cant take u to the cleaners when you inevitably get divorced.
Damn man, you too young to be so bitter...
so I should just give it up? I been with my girl for almost 2 years, just no point of that huh? Just let her go and start smashing all the broads I can for as long as I can? Or maybe go to Asia or China and find my "soul mate?"
Do you nikkas actually read what y'all write? Do you hear yourselves? I ain't go no money like that, so go head and divorce me, she ain't gettin nothing but a bottle of gatorade, 2 chocolate cigarillos and a used black sock
this is the type of illogical, irrational thinking that gets dudes fukked over... is there anything else aside from women/love that people will blindly invest their happiness and well being in? omg im so in love she's perfect when i see her my dikk barks and i feel like im on cocaine!!!! shes "the one" i trust her forever.
that's another thing. the whole notion of "the one" is absurd, there's a scene in the office which succinctly illustrates this fallacy. if the one or 'soul mates' were a plausible thing to find, then your 'soul mate' would more likely be a woman in asia, not some random broad in your city. the numbers dont add up. theres 4 billion people in asia, odds would have it your soul mate is a chinese or indian woman in asia, not in (city you currently live in)
moral of the story, dont wife shyt. follow the tony gonzalez route, get this "commitment ceremony" shyt that lets u get the benefits of marriage but ur new wife cant take u to the cleaners when you inevitably get divorced.
Tony Gonzalez was already my favorite TE ever. Then he came to the Falcons, he's coming back to help us get this super bowl win, after he said he was done AND he's not on no goofy simp shyt. That nikka is my nikka.
c/sI think you should stop making threads Reincar.
Reincar your bitter, we get it
Folks don't like my serious threads 
flusterose
dat dere chocolate
I check my credit daily and i would know if someone pulls it. And then if i find out it's pulled without my permission... no one will be laughing.
Why the hell would you credit check DAILY?
That bytch could be blowing the P.I.
If u nikkas just think and listen to what a woman says u know if she's cheating.
If u really hung up on her cheating found out her male co-workers names and then go buy a phone and text her some messages saying yeah this is so and so from work i'm wondering do u want to go out for dinner or drinks this weekend and see if she fukk up..
But all in all why even think about marriage if u know u want a P.I. to follow your wife
If u nikkas just think and listen to what a woman says u know if she's cheating.
If u really hung up on her cheating found out her male co-workers names and then go buy a phone and text her some messages saying yeah this is so and so from work i'm wondering do u want to go out for dinner or drinks this weekend and see if she fukk up..
But all in all why even think about marriage if u know u want a P.I. to follow your wife
Damn man, you too young to be so bitter...
so I should just give it up? I been with my girl for almost 2 years, just no point of that huh? Just let her go and start smashing all the broads I can for as long as I can? Or maybe go to Asia or China and find my "soul mate?"
Do you nikkas actually read what y'all write? Do you hear yourselves? I ain't go no money like that, so go head and divorce me, she ain't gettin nothing but a bottle of gatorade, 2 chocolate cigarillos and a used black sock
The nikka post did sound extremely jaded but I think you missed his point due to that. He's just saying there is no "one". For instance lets say you felt your girl is the "one" but she passed away or something within the near future, does that mean you gon stop dating because the "one" is no longer here? Basically love/ marriage is whatever you make it with whom you make it with was his point, I think, shyt idk.
Damn man, you too young to be so bitter...
so I should just give it up? I been with my girl for almost 2 years, just no point of that huh? Just let her go and start smashing all the broads I can for as long as I can? Or maybe go to Asia or China and find my "soul mate?"
Do you nikkas actually read what y'all write? Do you hear yourselves? I ain't go no money like that, so go head and divorce me, she ain't gettin nothing but a bottle of gatorade, 2 chocolate cigarillos and a used black sock
see i literally said none of that, but that's the alternative you see to blindly trusting your girl 100%.
2 things to take away, u can never put 100% faith in any human being who didnt birth you, and 2, the one is a myth and irrational and when you look at it logically you'll see why it doesnt make sense.
tony gonzalez >>>>>>>>
All these nikkas is scared. And let's be clear, there's nothing wrong with YOU (general) being scared, but don't convince me (or anybody else for that matter) that we should be scared with you.
Some of us have GROWN UP and MATURED enough to know that ALL women aren't scheming on us. I mean seriously, you REALLY worried she gonna divorce you and take half? Half of what? Some of these nikkas don't even have jobs, what she gon take, half of your little twin bed at ya moms house? Half of your baseball card collection? Half of that quarter ounce of kush you just copped with ya lil part time job?
nikkas that need to REALLY worry about a chick marrying you for what you have is nikkas with money. Cats with investments and whatnot.
Trust me brehs, if she agreed to marry you with ya lil part time or full time job, driving ya lil '99 ford escort with the 16 inch pinwheels on it, she MOST LIKELY likes you for you. I'm not saying all, because some women (and men) got a straying eye, flirty personality, etc and will cheat/dog you regardless if you treat em like sugar or isht...
Stop being scary or at least stop trying to convince me I should be as terrified as you. Life is about risks gentlemen...stay ya scary azz in the shallow end if you can't swim with some of us in the deep end...
flusterose
dat dere chocolate
for bumpage and to monitor my credit.
