battleship wasnt that bad.. action was cool... but that corny ass black dude with no legs almost made this shyt unwatchable
Dude's facial expressions, voice and all of his lines were laughably terrible.
Crippled Black Dude - "Let's see if we can buy the world another day."
Nerdy Scientist - "Who talks like that?!"
Also, LOL @ that old battleship they were on at the end doing what could only be described as a Fast and the Furious style e-brake drift in the water after they dropped anchor.
I was like:
I was entertained, though. It should have done better than it did at the box office. All the talk about it flopping certainly isn't because it was a bad movie, per se. Worse movies have done much better.