Now you in my whip just long as you understand that I can't be whipped
You say companionship, I say abandon ship, I'm a gigolo so you know
I'm always on the go, I ain't got no time to slow down for no relationshyt
Drop the "P" and add a "T", yeah, you can get mad at me all you want
But I'm ghost before you can even say boo, hun, let alone call me one!
A one-night stand is all he wants, with a female fan, yeah, one like Stan
And he's so about a one-night stand his bedroom has two lamps and only one nightstand
Get the hint? Ooh yeah boo, ew! I ain't finna argue
But why do you think they call it boo?
Yeah, cause the sound of it s'posed to scare you!
Middle finger stuck on fukk, sniff pants
But girl you got a butt like no if and's, or so yeah what the hell, maybe,
Aw hell, Shady, he'll tell it like it is
So tell Katy Perry he's on her tail, he's tailgating,
These bells are my mating call and I'm here, bell's waiting, and tell Lady
Gaga, she can quit her job at the post office, she's still a male lady (OH!)
Wouldn't fukk her with her dikk you heard it, the verdict's in, he's allergic to divas
He'd take meat cleavers to 'em him don't give a damn how beaver do him?
What a demon, a behemoth evil just seems to be seething through him
My God trick, my dikk is as hard and thick as a yardstick
What are we gonna do? Ride around 'til we're carsick?
I'm gonna put this shyt in park like dog shyt!
And you can blow me in the dark of the parking lot
Of the trailer park by the garbage
What you waiting on? Me to roll out the carpet?
The condoms are in the glove compartment, let's start it!
Think I'm joking? What, am I sitting here
Tryna make fake farts with my armpits?
Tryna get you to spit pop through your nose?
Am I here to amuse you? Stop it
If you ain't sucking a dikk, why you sitting there
With puckered lips? That's collagen, motherfukking bytch
What you mean how'd you, get suckered into this?
You gon' jump into my truck and then try to get truculent?
(You should be suffering, you should be cooking
You should be buckling your seatbelt with oven mitts)
Excuse me while I'm making an ass of myself
But it's only cause I just wanna get
Highlight of the album to me..
I'd be ashamed to be caught listening to that. Still thread is prolly ture. 
