Awkward thread. If your life was reset and you had to pick a race...(Can't pick current race)

[BelieveBeOK]

Ashkenazi Jews and East Asians are arguably the most successful groups right now. Seems odd to not give them a distinct category.

Jews to me fall under white but okay, will add them



East Asians will fall under Asian though

 

[Elfuego]

Id come back a cac to oppress all those who negged me
Id also get with these "woke" brehettes

 

[Neuromancer]

Can I come back as an animal?

 

[Kenny WRLD]

White

 

[TEH]

If I couldn't be black I'd be what Vin Diesel or the Rock are ...

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

Samoans. fukk anything else. That's as close as you'll get to black Lmao

 

[ill_will82]

I'm not trying to be anyone other than what the Lord intended for me to be when I was born. This thread low-key sounds like some self-hatred shyt.

 

[Pineal Gland]

Kryptonian

 

[dennis roadman]

Some rules and guidance:


RULES
1) You are born in the same year you actually were

2) The life you live/family born into/ country/ family wealth is all randomized but is in line with the demographics of the race you choose:

ie. If you were born in 1970 you have a higher chance of being in a middle class-to-wealthy family if you select "White" or being born in Japan if you select "Asian".

By that same token, you could still be poor if you select "White" but chances are lower than the other races.


3) You have your same morals/personality etc. Only thing that changes is your surroundings and circumstances. Whether you choose to become a product of those circumstances is up to you.


4) YOU WILL BE USED EVERY DAY IF YOU ARE THE ANAL BEAD. YOU WILL HAVE EYES AND A NOSE BUT NO MOUTH. SO YOU WILL SEE AND SMELL EVERYTHING BUT NOT BE ABLE TO SAY shyt.

WHEN THE CURRENT OWNER DIES, YOU WILL BE RECYCLED BY MELTING ( AND FEEL THE PAIN)

YOUR MELTED PARTS WILL BE USED TO MAKE A WHEELIE BIN. (but you will no longer be sentient, because you died when you were melted)





GUIDANCE

White

Advantages - White privelage and all it encompasses

Disadvantes- Born at least 50% gay if you're a man. The Coli hates you. Higher chance of dying from cancer.



Black
Advantages - You're black.

Disadvantages - You're black.


Arab
Advantages - Rich culture and traditions. Your father might be a Sheikh.

Disadvantages - Can't be a woman. A lot of religious rules. Whites look at you funny each time there's a terrorist attack. No pork.


Asian
Advantages - You'll probably be smart

Disadvantages - Could easily die a virgin if you're a man. Everyone will assume you got a small dikk


Latin (South and Central America)
Advantages - ?

Disadvantages - ?


Indian
Advantages - Probably good at IT

Disadvantages - shytty genes. High chance of being born poor in India.






Developers released a patch allowing you to choose to be Jewish

Advantages - Probably come from wealth

Disadvantages - Pale skin. Everybody hates you and doesn't trust you ( but won't say it to your face)

Why didn't you make this a public poll

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Kryptonian

I'm not trying to be anyone other than what the Lord intended for me to be when I was born. This thread low-key sounds like some self-hatred shyt.

Can I come back as an animal?

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Latin

They got the best bytches other than Black Women

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Easy

Id be black.


I have superior writing skills and Id probably be signed to young money or RocNation



Aint Nobody looking for mexican rappers


Plus id be fly as fukk, have bytches and not be some socially awkaward white guy.


Win

 

[isisleo86]

I'd pick Asian!

Not here to be born in Saudia Arabia if I picked Arab.
Indians have a lot of issues too.
My 1st choice was Samoan but they have a lot of issues due to white supremacy.