Awkward thread. If your life was reset and you had to pick a race...(Can't pick current race)

[BelieveBeOK]

Your life has been reset brehs


You're at the character creation screen:

Your gender is Locked to what it currently is.


Everything else is Locked at "Randomise" ...


Except your race




To your absolute horror, the option to select your current race is greyed out (IE CANNOT fukkING BE SELECTED!!!)

The other races can be selected though





Now, being the proud black man you are, you say, fukk that. I'm not coming back as anything other than what I am





Suddenly, you get a screen prompt saying,

"Warning, failure to select a race will result in you becoming the world's first sentient anal bead. You will have no free will and will be owned by this guy and used every single day by him and his partners

Spoiler

Are you sure you want to proceed? (Y/N) "








What race you picking?

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Some rules and guidance:


RULES

Spoiler

1) You are born in the same year you actually were

2) The life you live/family born into/ country/ family wealth is all randomized but is in line with the demographics of the race you choose:

ie. If you were born in 1970 you have a higher chance of being in a middle class-to-wealthy family if you select "White" or being born in Japan if you select "Asian".

By that same token, you could still be poor if you select "White" but chances are lower than the other races.


3) You have your same morals/personality etc. Only thing that changes is your surroundings and circumstances. Whether you choose to become a product of those circumstances is up to you.


4) YOU WILL BE USED EVERY DAY IF YOU ARE THE ANAL BEAD. YOU WILL HAVE EYES AND A NOSE BUT NO MOUTH. SO YOU WILL SEE AND SMELL EVERYTHING BUT NOT BE ABLE TO SAY shyt.

WHEN THE CURRENT OWNER DIES, YOU WILL BE RECYCLED BY MELTING ( AND FEEL THE PAIN)

YOUR MELTED PARTS WILL BE USED TO MAKE A WHEELIE BIN. (but you will no longer be sentient, because you died when you were melted)

GUIDANCE

Spoiler

White

Advantages - White privelage and all it encompasses

Disadvantes- Born at least 50% gay if you're a man. The Coli hates you. Higher chance of dying from cancer.



Black
Advantages - You're black.

Disadvantages - You're black.


Arab
Advantages - Rich culture and traditions. Your father might be a Sheikh.

Disadvantages - Can't be a woman. A lot of religious rules. Whites look at you funny each time there's a terrorist attack. No pork.


Asian
Advantages - You'll probably be smart

Disadvantages - Could easily die a virgin if you're a man. Everyone will assume you got a small dikk


Latin (South and Central America)
Advantages - ?

Disadvantages - ?


Indian
Advantages - Probably good at IT

Disadvantages - shytty genes. High chance of being born poor in India.

PATCH NOTES

Spoiler

Developers released a patch (v.1.01)allowing you to choose to be Jewish

Advantages - Probably come from wealth

Disadvantages - Pale skin. Everybody hates you and doesn't trust you ( but won't say it to your face)


Patch v.1.02

Be a Samoan

Advantages - Can get cool tribal tattoos without looking like an idiot

Disadvantes - Will probably be born in New Zealand or Australia and live with racist whites

 

[全能の神]

Why yall always thinking about these gay scenarios?

 

[At30wecashout]

:wangfansonly:Anal Bead gang. Sucks that it would be a man using me, but fukk it, i'm here to eat booty:dawholeass:

 

[Mr Bubbles]

Oh shyt, didn't even read the thread and picked black.

 

[Hovsta]

Latin and Arabic aren't races

But if I had to choose I would find a loophole and be a Afro Brazilian

 

[George's Dilemma]

Negged

 

[Hungerpain]

Damn this nikka cover all angles.

 

[number21]

Didn't read the op and just picked my race.

 

[CHICAGO]

:wangfansonly:Anal Bead gang. Sucks that it would be a man using me, but fukk it, i'm here to eat booty:dawholeass:

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[Cynic]

:wangfansonly:Anal Bead gang. Sucks that it would be a man using me, but fukk it, i'm here to eat booty:dawholeass:

 

[全能の神]

:wangfansonly:Anal Bead gang. Sucks that it would be a man using me, but fukk it, i'm here to eat booty:dawholeass:

New sig alert

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

Wow what a dumb thread.

I just read title.

Y'all getting weirder by the day.

 

[thaKEAF]

Oh shyt, didn't even read the thread and picked black.

Same lol

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I'd kill myself right there. I ain't tryna loose melanin