Imagine wanting Michael Avenatti to be President. Like, just stop for a second and imagine that shyt. Imagine him going to the UN or G7 Summit to represent America on the world stage. Imagine him giving a SOTU address. Imagine him trying to command the American military. Imagine him trying to secure support from Congress for legislation. What the fukk has this dude ever done that would lead you to believe he should be the foremost representative for the entire country. That shyt might be more laughable than Trump tbh. Would definitely be more surreal. Like, tell me with a straight face this is the dude you want to be leading the country. I know Trump has severely fukked the equilibrium, but damn...Avenatti? The fukk? This dude is a fukking random Hollywood lawyer...why? Why?