Rickey stories/quotes are the funniest.
“The As need to pay me more. If I wanted to get paid like Mike Gallegos, I’d play like Mike Gallegos”
“How long would it take me to drive to the Dominican Republic?”
“Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything. And Rickey got a 20-gallon hat.”
One of his teams Accounting Department had a million dollar discrepancy. They found out he never cashed his check, he just framed it on a wall in his house.