@BlackPearl The Empress I'm not too far from there, I'll have to check it out. This thread is hilarious by the way.
At a Nude Spa w/ 100 Naked Women AMA
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Brehette outchea doin' it for the culture. I can dig it.
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Yo the people who get in the tubs with a bunch of random naked people
Disgust me
Went to King Spa and Spa Castle
And it be 20 cacs and Korean dudes all naked sitting in a big ass tub letting their bodily fluids and anal leakage just marinate
Alright I have good news. Finally saw something worth looking at:
Best bodies so far are about a 7. One was a slim chocolate early 20s BW with long legs, no stomach and perky B cups. A little too slim for me but if she had about 10 pounds on her she'd be super bad. The other was a mid 20s WW. She had a little more weight on her, hippy, mostly flat stomach, small B cup butt was alright but there.
The biggest butt was the Ethiopian grannies. They had ass for days even the slim ones. There was this other granny that probably had a crazy body when she was young. Her body was fat but her butt looked like a basketball.
Best butt goes to a late 20s BW with a huge bubble and an Arab chick with the same. Nothing going on top for both but at least the Arab had a flat stomach.
I saw one pair of horrid fake boobs with nipples going in 2 seperate directions, one pair that were 2 different sizes; A & C.
Asians have the worst bodies. No ass at all and even worse when they get older. No one decent one.
Black women almost all had guts
Most the women have bushes.
BW the most guarded with their bodies
There are a few brehs hanging around looking disappointed like they expected to see ass. Probably didn't realize there were 2 seperate areas.
Many nice pairs of boobs.
Most women would look so much better with a little weight loss and a little toning. There were very few whales but plenty of guts that need to go.
Best bodies so far are about a 7. One was a slim chocolate early 20s BW with long legs, no stomach and perky B cups. A little too slim for me but if she had about 10 pounds on her she'd be super bad. The other was a mid 20s WW. She had a little more weight on her, hippy, mostly flat stomach, small B cup butt was alright but there.
The biggest butt was the Ethiopian grannies. They had ass for days even the slim ones. There was this other granny that probably had a crazy body when she was young. Her body was fat but her butt looked like a basketball.
Best butt goes to a late 20s BW with a huge bubble and an Arab chick with the same. Nothing going on top for both but at least the Arab had a flat stomach.
I saw one pair of horrid fake boobs with nipples going in 2 seperate directions, one pair that were 2 different sizes; A & C.
Asians have the worst bodies. No ass at all and even worse when they get older. No one decent one.
Black women almost all had guts
Most the women have bushes.
BW the most guarded with their bodies
There are a few brehs hanging around looking disappointed like they expected to see ass. Probably didn't realize there were 2 seperate areas.
Many nice pairs of boobs.
Most women would look so much better with a little weight loss and a little toning. There were very few whales but plenty of guts that need to go.
I’ve been there...does the women’s side have that huge hot tub? I think called the bade pool
It’s a pool sized hot tub with 4 or 5 sections with super jets to massage your feet and back.
Korean saunas are the wave. You can spend the whole day going between the different hot rooms. Jade, Himalayan rock salt, etc that all have different health remedies.
It’s a pool sized hot tub with 4 or 5 sections with super jets to massage your feet and back.
Korean saunas are the wave. You can spend the whole day going between the different hot rooms. Jade, Himalayan rock salt, etc that all have different health remedies.
Average body is a 4. Out of maybe 100 women I only found about 5 or 6 attractive. They almost all had guts; young and old.
They walking right past you like a freeway? Just ass up, down, left, right, back and forth
Pretty much. Most are trying to cover up with a little towel but it ain't hiding nothing. lol
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And this, is the average coli brehs chick IRL
Any dudes have erections?
Nah but the shorts they give you have a sheer part up top and this Asian dude was letting his shorts hang low to the sheer part. I am sure I could of seen his joint if I had looked. He was doing it on purpose because his friend told him to pull his pants up and he kept on strutting. lol
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What surgery have you had @BlackPearl The Empress
Already haveWould you go to a nude spa with a coli breh
@BlackPearl The Empress sneaking peeks at chicks and reporting back
I ain't sneaking.
Eyes open like 
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Total probability about 250 total. It's a big place