ASK A FORMER "HOBOSEXUAL ANYTHING" AMA
- Thread starter KENNY DA COOKER
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ThrobbingHood
Breh&Breh Associates™
Jamaicans are the GOATs (or WOATs) when it comes to being a hobosexual. The amount of fat white women I see treating Dexter like a king is hilarious. I can’t even clown them because they look happy as fukk and seem pampered.
I personally couldn’t do it though. I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees between a whale.
I thought you owned rental property?well .. about six days before christmas...2011 to be exact
i was really starting to WIN as far as finances...
my job gave me a big bonus.....plus my radio show at the time was closing out the year with some good advertisement accounts i had secured
and i saved up a good amount of bread cause i didn't have to pay rent..she was on section 8 ..so all she required was half of the electricity bill
so when she decided to "kick me out" during the xmas holidays....
i was like BYE BYATCH
cause i had my money right...
she thought she was making a statement........cause she was kicking me out cause i was supposedly "cheating" on her..
which was wrong....i hadnt cheated in like 4 months....i was actually feeling her at this point..
even bought a gang of xmas gifts for that lil boy of her's i couldn't stand
but i was like fukk it....took that money stayed at a extended stay hotel till the new year..and got me my own bachelor pad at apartment on the other side of town...
and AIN'T NEVER LOOKED BACK SINCE
i do...
that shyt was like damn thier a decade ago...
like 2010....
i went from being a hobosexual living with the fat heffa..to having my own apartment spot...then to purchasing my own home as well as buying some property that a family member had "gifted" to me ..........
i bossed up
Dam a decade ago. Don’t even feel like that much time has passed. Glad you’re in a good place now. That bounce back
yeah i had determination and drive
cause i wasn't Content with being DISCONTENT
even though i was stacking good bread with her...and had a meal and shelter to come home to, and deep down i think her and the kids really did love me
i just wasn't happy being in a situation where i OWNED NOTHING and DIDN'T FEEL DIGNIFIED nor RESPECTED
every day it seems like she made it a point to remind me that this was HER DAMN HOUSE
so i was prepared especially that last year we was together
when she kept saying shady shyt like..."oh a n1gga gonna have a rude awakining pretty soon"
that's when i really put my EXIT PLAN into FULL DRIVE.....
cause i knew she was gonna throw me out any minute
I knew i was already "out the door" when i was cheating on her heavily in 2010 and not really giving any fukks....
i.e (avodiing sex with her...finding used condoms ...byatches calling the house....finding out about my sidechick at work....not hanging out with her in the family...no more outings)
the "arrangement" had ran it's course
and truthfully i have NO REGRETS....
just like i said when i seen her recently at the mall and she told me she felt like i "used" her...
i was like..."nah..we USED EACH OTHER"
"it was a working relationship....you got what you wanted..and i got what i needed"
Good thing you didn’t slip and seed her upyeah i had determination and drive
cause i wasn't Content with being DISCONTENT
even though i was stacking good bread with her...and had a meal and shelter to come home to, and deep down i think her and the kids really did love me
i just wasn't happy being in a situation where i OWNED NOTHING and DIDN'T FEEL DIGNIFIED nor RESPECTED
every day it seems like she made it a point to remind me that this was HER DAMN HOUSE
so i was prepared especially that last year we was together
when she kept saying shady shyt like..."oh a n1gga gonna have a rude awakining pretty soon"
that's when i really put my EXIT PLAN into FULL DRIVE.....
cause i knew she was gonna throw me out any minute
I knew i was already "out the door" when i was cheating on her heavily in 2010 and not really giving any fukks....
i.e (avodiing sex with her...finding used condoms ...byatches calling the house....finding out about my sidechick at work....not hanging out with her in the family...no more outings)
the "arrangement" had ran it's course
and truthfully i have NO REGRETS....
just like i said when i seen her recently at the mall and she told me she felt like i "used" her...
i was like..."nah..we USED EACH OTHER"
"it was a working relationship....you got what you wanted..and i got what i needed"
i thank "god" everyday for that
i bare witness how she use to go in on both her babydaddies...
she was straight terrorizing and extorting them by threatning to go to "court" if they didn't do right by her
That thread title...iThot your kink was sex with homeless people.
There is a poster here who does that. I thought it was about him.
attractive women have options nikka. You really have to have game or be dikking he rdown for that to work.This is only impressive if you're shacking up with an attractive woman.
Joiin me on Dec. 22 2019
Which is the anniversary when the section 8 broad kicked me out 10 years ago for trumped up allegations of cheating and hoarding money that I was suppose to be contributing to bills
As we celebrate and document my liberation from being a disenfranchised HOBOSEXUAL celebrating 10 years free of oppression...exploitation and "sexual abuse"
Walk with me on this journey ...
"10 years a HOBOSEXUAL"
A TV ONE documentary hosted by STEDMAN GRAHAM
Streaming on TIDAL....YOUTUBE PREMIUM
ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE COLEY COLE SHELTER FOR DYSFUNCTIONAL MEN
and the STRING BELL LEGAL DEFENSE FUND
Which is the anniversary when the section 8 broad kicked me out 10 years ago for trumped up allegations of cheating and hoarding money that I was suppose to be contributing to bills
As we celebrate and document my liberation from being a disenfranchised HOBOSEXUAL celebrating 10 years free of oppression...exploitation and "sexual abuse"
Walk with me on this journey ...
"10 years a HOBOSEXUAL"
A TV ONE documentary hosted by STEDMAN GRAHAM
Streaming on TIDAL....YOUTUBE PREMIUM
ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE COLEY COLE SHELTER FOR DYSFUNCTIONAL MEN
and the STRING BELL LEGAL DEFENSE FUND
How is she doing?what about her kid he's a grown man now ain't you scared of him and his homies?
She doing alright now that she moved into a 4 bedroom house courtesy of her "daddy" (section 8)
She called me the other week acting like she wanted to check on my mother asking me for her number ....
The whole time she talking about she made my favorite plate the other evening and also bringing up all the wild sex we had....
I didn't fall for that...she knows I loved fukking her ..but I REFUSE TO GO BACK
The little guy has grown up I bumped into him at a local Subway restaurant where he works..
Mofo is HUGE.... he is like SIX -FOUR
said he is going into the Marines soon as he graduates next year
I'm proud of him
It was no static ...he knows I was hard on him foe a good reason...his dad wasn't there and he even knew his MAMA WAS ON SOME BULLSHYT