ASK A FORMER "HOBOSEXUAL ANYTHING" AMA

[cheek100]

yeah she was a Big byatch....

but i try to justify it by being attracted to her "huge tittays"....

cute face...but definitly big..

i was sooo embarrased when my ex seen us at the Walmart together

talking about..

."Yo i didn't know you was into dem big girls...dammn boy she a heavyweight"

The price was heavy. She wanna go to Kroger’s, Walmart AND Payless but “maybe we can stop by foot locker if we have the time”.
I got a new pair of timbs to rock with my wildebeest

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Howd u overcome that?

well .. about six days before christmas...2011 to be exact

i was really starting to WIN as far as finances...

my job gave me a big bonus.....plus my radio show at the time was closing out the year with some good advertisement accounts i had secured

and i saved up a good amount of bread cause i didn't have to pay rent..she was on section 8 ..so all she required was half of the electricity bill

so when she decided to "kick me out" during the xmas holidays....

i was like BYE BYATCH

cause i had my money right...

she thought she was making a statement........cause she was kicking me out cause i was supposedly "cheating" on her..

which was wrong....i hadnt cheated in like 4 months....i was actually feeling her at this point..

even bought a gang of xmas gifts for that lil boy of her's i couldn't stand

but i was like fukk it....took that money stayed at a extended stay hotel till the new year..and got me my own bachelor pad at apartment on the other side of town...

and AIN'T NEVER LOOKED BACK SINCE

 

[sanityovar8ted]

The hardest part about being homeless was having 2 sleep on the streets as a petite vulnerable woman. I would urban camp near the police headquarters just 2 b sumwhat safe.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

I tried being a hobosexual while i was homeless but the nicca put me out after 3 days.

well damn...

you either got kicked out for one of two reasons

either you had a BAD ATTITUDE

or you're PUZZY was BAD


Lord knows i've kicked out a number of Hobosexual Women cause of these same reasons

 

[sanityovar8ted]

well damn...

you either got kicked out for one of two reasons

either you had a BAD ATTITUDE

or you're PUZZY was BAD


Lord knows i've kicked out a number of Hobosexual Women cause of these same reasons

No actually he was an old man n when we were about 2 get freaky he put on xmas music. I hate xmas music. He chose the xmas music over me unfortunately lol.

 

[Auger]

Yard brethren BEEN on this

Usually with white and or fat women

 

[the cac mamba]

i was sooo embarrased when my ex seen us at the Walmart together

talking about..

."Yo i didn't know you was into dem big girls...dammn boy she a heavyweight"

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

No actually he was an old man n when we were about 2 get freaky he put on xmas music. I hate xmas music. He chose the xmas music over me unfortunately lol.

okay the verdict is in...YOU HAD BAD PUZZY

that triple O.G chose DONNIE HATHAWAY and a pint of E&J over you

 

[Critical Distance]

This is only impressive if you're shacking up with an attractive woman.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

okay the verdict is in...YOU HAD BAD PUZZY

that triple O.G chose DONNIE HATHAWAY and a pint of E&J over you

I dont have bad pusc. Hell we never even got that far for him 2 know. I told him xmas music puts me n a bad mood but he didnt care.

 

[Barnett114]

I should start doing this


Fred

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

I dont have bad pusc. Hell we never even got that far for him 2 know. I told him xmas music puts me n a bad mood but he didnt care.

Well you probally came off as "depressing" or "negative"...

who da fukk gets in a bad mood cause of Xmas music?!?!?

yeah i would have kicked your moody azz out my house as well

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Well you probally came off as "depressing" or "negative"...

who da fukk gets in a bad mood cause of Xmas music?!?!?

yeah i would have kicked your moody azz out my house as well

I hate xmas always have. Plus who gets freaky 2 xmas music¿¿¿¿

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

I should start doing this


Fred

man i can't front it was one of the best decisions i had made in my life....

prior to this i was really struggling working in media and basically living check to check at my day job

i was able to not only save money but i raised my credit score by like 80 points by the time the "relationship" had ran it's course

and to be honest i met some intresting people and friendships as well her aunt does my Taxes and i just hired as my CPA for my LLC business

even me and and the big byatch are still relatively cool....she always has a red velvet cake waiting for me to take to my mom cause she really respects her

even though she says im a "deginerate fukk n1gga" whom she feels "used" her...she said she still has love for me and her and the kids still miss me

 

[Canon]

[QUOTE="THE RETIRED SKJ, post: 32878374, member: 3716]

talking about..

."Yo i didn't know you was into dem big girls...dammn boy she a heavyweight" [/QUOTE]
yoooooo im crying