ASK A FORMER "HOBOSEXUAL ANYTHING" AMA

[KENNY DA COOKER]

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Hobosexual
a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.


Yes unfortunatly brethren this was my life when i was posting on SOHH just a year before my transition to the COLI in 2012



i had to do what i had to do..i wanted a break from paying "full rent"...

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Did u have ur own whip or was u slidin in her shyt?

 

[mannyrs13]

Are you Ryan Davis? Cuz you're hilarious.

 

[invalid]

Is “hobosexual” some new black term for prostitute?

 

[cheek100]

Been there.
The cougars
The big girls

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

That’s the come up. nikkas been doing that for generations.

 

[HoloGraphic]

That thread title...iThot your kink was sex with homeless people.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Did u have ur own whip or was u slidin in her shyt?

i did have my own whip.......

she didn't have one..she just had a section 8 apartment and use to catch rides with her cousin cause she use to keep her kids

it was definitly my whip

unfortuantly i SLEPT IN IT right before she moved me in.....

it was fly tho

your typical "dope boy " whip..

air freshner was on fleek

i kept it clean

a 2007 cadillac ctc that i paid off with my last taxes in 06 before my i couldn't file no more cause my babymama and me was beefing over custody and child support

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

I'm trying to do that right now, trying to stack my bread up and shack up with this one chick for a few months.

She peeped my plan tho and was like naw neega I'mma lay it down next time I see her then ask again.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Been there.
The cougars
This big girls

yeah she was a Big byatch....

but i try to justify it by being attracted to her "huge tittays"....

cute face...but definitly big..

i was sooo embarrased when my ex seen us at the Walmart together

talking about..

."Yo i didn't know you was into dem big girls...dammn boy she a heavyweight"

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

The travel bag with toothbrush, drawers, contact solutions and condoms...


My apple corer is still up in Connecticut somewhere.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I tried being a hobosexual while i was homeless but the nicca put me out after 3 days.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Howd u overcome that?

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Are you Ryan Davis? Cuz you're hilarious.

nah ...i just identifed with what he was saying...

and i recently bumped into that big girl that let me move in with her...and started reminiscing...

about those times i was able to live rent free and stack so much bread.....

till she started acting like a straight byatch

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Me

Howd u overcome that?

¿¿¿ i stayed in a homeless shelter 4 awhile n also a vacant apartment until i got on my feet. Then i finally got my own apartment thank the lord.