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Went to a couple back in the day.

These were low-key as fukk spots where you wouldn't even realize what's up from the outside.

First time, I went in looking for a generic massage but didn't mind if they did a little extra. Did the table shower and then had 40 minutes of an above average massage. They really did good on my calves and feet. Then the lady flips me over and patted her mouth and puzzy.....basically asking if I wanted sloppy or straight sex. She hopped on top and had me busting in 15 minutes.

She looked had a normal 35-year old Asian woman face. Not a dime but not ugly. Her body was crazy. Fitness girl with stomach lines and a nice booty. You could tell she hit the squat rack regularly. Titties were fake but they were huge and not too firm. She had a LOT of hair but used an elaborate ponytail to keep it out her face. Only cost me $60 for the whole experience because the Mamasan was out that day...no one else was there so she didn't have to share her cut and didn't have to charge any house fee.

Went back expecting the same thing. The girl THIS time looked like one of those fine azz Asians from the Rush Hour 2 lineup scene. She couldn't have been more than 25...but Mamasan was in the house. Didn't realize why $60 wasn't enough. This broad wanted $150 total. I just left and went over to my FWB's crib since she was back in town after a work trip.
 

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yes. mediocre at best. Just say you want Full Service.

If you want an actual message I would go to a professional (actual store front business, in a nice area, and isn't a front for sellin as$). Its gonna be cheaper and better.
Good point plus it sounds like I would get addicted to something like this tbh
 

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One of these is across the road from me, and I got the day off...sorry Linda :shaq:
Lmaooo I ended up going..

bytch I had was flat as a surfboard :stopitslime:

Only problem with Asians is they don't have a high percentage of women with bodies :mjcry:

Still got the handy.. stayed hard and paid for a second shot :youngsabo:
 

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Yall nikkas crazy af :mjlol: I know a few dudes at work who go to these places and told em to go for a quick nut since in single. Hell no. These Asian bytches be sucking up to 20 dikks a day raw at 150 a pop. Heard they also eat ass too. Not to mention the possibility of police raids which happen all the time at these spots No thanks. I still have some girls on call whenever I feel the urge
 

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some of the ages on there :picard: :sitdown:
Right!! 16 year old?! I'd be outta there like
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