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Nooo, I do this over the phone.

That would be Lame as Fck to go in and ask that.

At that point if I'm in there getting a regular message it's going to be KNOWN what in there for... I've watched enough Dirtbag hidden camera massage parlor porn to know what to do

:russ:
No you don't ask that shyt over the phone you come off like a cop. Google the business you trying to check out. They have online reviews and info from people who been there,.they have whole forums for that shyt. You don't go around asking for illegal services, you can even get booked for that it's called soliciting sex work.
 
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Got curious a few months ago and checked out reviews in the Local Tampa Area, and saw them shyts were LEGIT!

:gladbron:

If course I called just to make sure, I wasn't gonna go if they didn't offer.

Fun fact, they don't like when you ask if they do "Happy endings" lol.

Most Hang up or say idk what you're talking about...

Once I got one who didn't answer the question, just

"come at 11....come at 11"


Oh, it's on!

:russ:
When I first moved to Tampa, I’m driving around and there are strip clubs and massage parlors all over the place. I’m sitting there like
:ohhh:
Come to find out, Tampa is the strip club capital of the US.
:mjlol:
All them freaky ass retirees be trickin they SS checks.
:russ:
My dumbass was wondering why a massage parlor would be open at 11pm.
:what:
They be on that Robert Kraft time.
:youngsabo:
 

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I went to two in Korea. One was legit and the other was a pseudo-massage parlor that started out with just that, then the masseuse would gauge how turned on you got from her hand being near your díck, and offer service.

Shìt was 300.000 Won for p*ssy ($225):mjlol:.

Edit: Another thing, from what I saw in Korea and Japan, most of the massage parlors over there are ran by Thai women. They call them "Mama-San" in Korea. The one that massaged me had a boyfriend and everything. She said that she hates the job, but loves the money.

In short, not every masseuse is a sex slave. A lot of them have regular ass lives.

2nd piece of info: Idk about Korea, but Japan has a dark ass underworld. Like, it's legit Filipinas being trafficked through nightclubs and shìt. It was one in Yokohama where they would bring you to the back, and it's deadass beds and shìt with girls just standing outside of the rooms.

I didn't partake or go in the back, but some of these pristine countries have their faults.
 
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The massage was actually pretty legit :ehh:
The old ladies got legit massage skills and are cheaper than registered therspists. If you go to a parlor with hot women the massages will be shyt most of the time because they sell sexual services. So you gotta decide as a customer what you really after.
 

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Chicago area has some nice ones.

Had some 5’1 girl with double ds blow me real hard n fuk for 150.
That was this year? Just trying to compare prices. Also how was the actual massage
 

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That was this year? Just trying to compare prices. Also how was the actual massage

yes. mediocre at best. Just say you want Full Service.

If you want an actual message I would go to a professional (actual store front business, in a nice area, and isn't a front for sellin as$). Its gonna be cheaper and better.
 

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Man one of my boys does it regularly and he was all about it so I decided to give it try. I went a couple of times to two different spot and it was always some old raggedy Asian lady in cheap night gown lingerie. The massage was actually pretty legit :ehh:

Did the old raggedy Asian lady give the full service? :lupe:

No diddy :dame:
 
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