Give them both about 20 extra pounds, give the 'husband ' muscles like popeye, and a beard dress her in grubby mechanics overalls,make the 'wife' look scared as fukk ,and you basically have the image my uncle was talking about,I suspect that,the above image is the one the homos want us all to believe . To be honest ,if you forced 'the husband ' into a mini skirt ,gave her a boob job and applied make up with a spade, would make a good threesome. I'd be up for it, as long as there were no strap on's around.