Are Four Loko’s the worst alcoholic beverage ever

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AlbertPullhoez said:
I don't understand how nikkas in the 90's were drinking 40 oz's like Sprite.

We mixed it with Cisco and MD 20/20 and weren't stuck with just OE. We also used St. Pauli Girl and Ballantine Ale but I'm talking mid/late-80's. Ballantine would get you stuck trying to figure out the puzzles in the cap.​
 

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I had that shyt a couple times in the early days. Years back before they re-did the formula me and my homie were chillin in his moms crib after playing ball so we was mad tired just tryna keep shyt chill. For whatever reason there was some 4Lokos in the house so we started drinking them :yeshrug: 45 minutes later I was like "WE GOTTA GET TO THE CLUB! :damn::demonic: We ended up going to a bar and I was stomping around that joint looking for shorties on some :steviej::demonic::merchant: Shyt turned me into a full blown psycho :snoop::mjcry:
 

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I had a cac neighbor who would pound two of these a night :dead:
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Its a battle just to get through one of these
 

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Ahhhhh liquid nitroglycerin.... So many stories... For all them brands..

But i will talk about steel reserve watermelon flavor. my homeboy chico dreads drink of choice for breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner and nightcap. This dude is a straight up alcoholic he threw up one night after drinking so many took a wack of some yak and continued drinking that shyt lol

I tried it taste like straight up wine with 2 oz. Of sugar mixed in. Disgusting shyt really.

I cant fukk with that shyt i aint a broke high schooler/college kid anymore. I'll have a hard seltzer every now and then while watching the game but thats it.
 

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I got #metoo ed the fukc up off them 4Lokos .

Fat bish with all the 2000 snacks.

And some Lok Dogs before I even knew what they were. She even added a lil vodka.

Afterwards I was in the shower. Just leaning against the wall letting lukewarm water fall down myself..


True story
 

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the precursors to the 4 lokos

my former college roommate threw a cookout at his parents house for his groomsmen (i was one) and had this shyt in a cooler with other drinks...i crushed a couple and this shyt had me like :damn:....to the point where his mom made me sit down and eat all hamburgers and drink water so id be decent to drive...i got back and went to sleep mad early lol
 

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I can manage 211...4 loko is the damn devil...I’m convinced if you can somehow drink 4 cans you will go clinically insane...my max was 3 and I only reached that mark once and I was sobbing like a baby at a scene from ‘mr. robot’ and I’m not an emotional drinker in the least :no:

I’m fukkin cookin :russ:

man Milwaukee best ice for me, that shyt gives me nightmares
 

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I got #metoo ed the fukc up off them 4Lokos .

Fat bish with all the 2000 snacks.

And some Lok Dogs before I even knew what they were. She even added a lil vodka.

Afterwards I was in the shower. Just leaning against the wall letting lukewarm water fall down myself..


True story
:picard: She was trying to catch a body literally:dwillhuh:
 
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