Are Four Loko’s the worst alcoholic beverage ever

[brickfare]

Who remember sparks

theeese were my shiiiit

didn't have me fooling like og loko but definitely brought out a wild side of me. I used to slam one right before going to college classes lolsmh

but yo, I see a lot of other beverages mentioned in the thread...trust me, if you never tried og loko, you have noooo fukking idea. a can and a half had me blacking out and doing crazy shyt

 

[Smokin Rider]

I still feel that shot of 151 I took in high school in my chest

Yep. Got arrested at 18 off that 151. Threw my phone at the wall of a bowling alley near a cop

 

[Dwight Howard]

My worst night ever was off fireball and cheap tequila. I shouldve been attested for multiple offenses that night but my friends protected me and the cops thought it was funny

 

[Brehcepticon]

Those shyts are the WOAT drink. They brought the fukkery back in 2011 Had everyone like

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Everclear...that shyt is the devil's concoction...

The original 4Loko was a health hazard

Honorable mention to Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey

I ran back wild Turkey last winter and early Corona I had a huge silver goblet with two handles and would pour about 33% of the bottle in it and mix it with soda

college white girls favorite along with Fireball

Fireball still goes but haven't seen rumple in a minute

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Also just tequila in general

I can take 3-5 shots and or some margaritas but its its garbage tequila or I go more than that...

Popov, robinov, bukov all those bullshyt vodka fukking yuck

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Side note I crushed 16 seltzers in 3 hours this past summer. Was barely even drunk

Now I have 2 and I'm buzzin. If I went back on that Turkey then it'll be yack city

My buddy in college had 5 shots of wild Turkey and was later found rolling around in the grass outside the dorm all confused. Two 9ther friends were both on crutches at the time fukked up in the lawn from flag football injuries..they kept falling and basically passed out there. My room was overlooking the lawn and I was like yo what

 

[987654321]

The mythical black can , is it really that more potent than the regulars

first sip it tastes like industrial cleaning fluid. Halfway through the can you’re too tipsy to care about the taste.

Halfway through the second can you and your friends are giggling about stupid shyt, and can’t walk straight enough to pass a sobriety test.

Bottom of the 2nd can is what makes or breaks people. You can decide to call it quits, be goofy drunk for the rest of the night, run your finest game on any woman in visual distance. You’d lust over a Della Reese body double like she was a prime Jill Marie Jones, and wake up with a guaranteed hangover.... Most of us just jump into the third can.

Halfway through the third can you’re slurring your words, brainstorming up bad decisions, you’ve probably already started doing something illegal. Your stomach is acting up, you don’t understand why you’re so drunk. Probably near browning out by the end of the third.

Fourth can is probably gonna be the one to put you in jail. If you have a car=DUI, if you don’t have a car=auto theft, resisting arrest, DUI. If your friends are with you, they’re probably on the same bullshyt. Y’all are probably plotting on beating up (unsuccessfully) the next person that walks on the block. Somebody is trying to piss but it all lands on their pants, somebody is sleep in the bushes in a position that will probably land them in a chiropractor’s office ten years later, you thinking about robbing somebody even though everyone has money, one of y’all is crying and telling everybody that they love them. you’ve smoked two packs of squares back to back, and probably burned whatever chair/vehicle seat your sitting in. You have energy for days but can’t do anything positive with it. You may have randomly entered someone’s house, etc.

The last time I touched a fourth a can, me and my brother fought over my last cigarette and then got kicked in morning by his mom because we were too drunk to have the decency to at least crawl in the front door and sleep on the sofa/floor. She found us crumpled at the front door after sleeping on the building stoop all night