Are Four Loko’s the worst alcoholic beverage ever

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We mixed it with Cisco and MD 20/20 and weren't stuck with just OE. We also used St. Pauli Girl and Ballantine Ale but I'm talking mid/late-80's. Ballantine would get you stuck trying to figure out the puzzles in the cap.​
Read that as 'we mixed it with crisco'

i hit the :hhh::gucci::ohhh::leon::flabbynsick:
 

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Pounded 2.5 4Lokos alongside some other drinks at a friend’s graduation party a few years back. shyt had me :deadmanny:. I deadass woke up the next morning to HELLA texts asking if I was alive and got home safe. shyt I didn’t know how the fukk I got back home. Had to search through my whole phone history.
Turned out my blacked out ass called an Uber and gave dude the right area but WRONG address. I dropped in a few blocks away from my house and had to waddle my drunk ass home on some autopilot type shyt. I swear blacked me was on some World War Z/Walking Dead type shyt hobbling home. Now I can’t even think of one without wanting to puke.
That and fireball cinnamon whiskey... the trauma :huhldup::huhldup:
 

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Yeah I used to mess with Four Loko back in my college days, can't do it anymore :whoa: shyt is demonic

I had a cac neighbor who would pound two of these a night :dead:
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Its a battle just to get through one of these

Used to mess with these back when I broke up with my college gf and was trying to (cheaply) drown my sorrows.

They taste terrible, but if you're just trying to get drunk as fast as possible they do the job admirably :obama:
 
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I was at a friend’s house when I was younger, and had no idea what certain kinds of alcohol were. I poured 151 in a shot glass.

:damn:
 
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