Are Four Loko’s the worst alcoholic beverage ever

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fukk dude this shyt actually made me black out
I was trying to impress some girls and we played some games and I took like six shots straight thinking I was cool

My last memory of that night was being on the ground and this girl licking my shoulder, then I woke up on the couch, I have no idea what she did to me :mjcry:
Probably nothing






I hope
i threw up getting into an uber off that new amsterdam smh.... that $100 charge got my ass together
 

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Man I went to a random frat party that was sponsored by them shyts...back when they just called em FOUR.
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Back when they had wormwood in em. The dude who was handing em out was schooling me on how its the same shyt in Absinthe. Then all the sudden some fights start breaking out with some of the foorball players...Party gets broken up, and we snatched a few more of them bytches...That was one of the last memories I had that night. The rest of that night was a blur. 2-3 other parties/kickbacks...me throwin up in someone's bathroom...my homegirl throwing up on the side of the road. Me the next day trying to figure out how I got home and trying to find where I parked my car. Needless to say I never tried the Loko version. I will just say even without trying that version I can safely say its one of the worst drinks of times. Right up there with flavored rum. :gag:

Man I forgot about them big ol plastic handles of bottom shelf vodka with them hella Russian names. Popov, Wolfeshmidt, Fleischmen's LOL. Used to mix that shyt in orange drank.

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How many years did I take off my life in them broke nikka days SMH.
 
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Me and my roommates used to pour this shyt
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in a grey goose bottle when we had a group of chicks over.

Once you mix that shyt and put it in a red solo cup they never knew the difference, had us broke boys running through the naive young thots
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:russ: I know a bunch of nikkas who used to do that shyt back in day.
 
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Damn, i remember back in 2011. I was 18 and i drank the og formula orange flavor. I turnt out to b a fooled at this one house party. Got me and my best friennd kicked out. I threw up at chinese take out on the counter after getting some food and ran out. Then i fought my friend after at a park cos i think i said something about his girl and we walk to the train station after that and i was running in circles on the track. Wow the good ol days
 

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Never had them , but they aint as strong as they used to be right?
what would be consider the "4Lokos" of today?
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:deadmanny: @ this thread.

I had 2 of the OG 4Lokos and didn't like it. Redbull & grey goose was a better mix

I know you fools were drinking those fruity drinks like Hypnotiq & Alize.


The stories of alcohol fukkery since the 80s :whew:



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im shocked they still make four loko lol

i thought they made that shyt illegal...

anyway i used to drink them shyts in college, last time i can remember throwing up from alcohol was from drinking that crap.

worst i'd say is that watered down cheap beer tho... miluakees best or finest? that shyt is straight trailer park broke shyt.
 

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I’ve had the most bizarre nights of my life and at least one arrest with four lokos.

We got into them at the tail end of the original formula when they were getting a bath salts like reputation. The only two nights I fukked with them then I threw up early but I was a light weight.

has anyone ever had hot sauce infused beer at a Mexican restaurant? If I order or buy something I don’t like I’m gonna power it down and never get it again. I put hot sauce on just about everything so when I saw it on the drink list I’m like fukk up. I took 3 drinks and dry heaved each time, only drink I’ve just had them take back.
 
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