Apply to be a janitor at Walmart brehs

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bytch, i'm the coli's comeback player of the year...

went from 7 to 15+. Got hella bank and my credit is superb...better than yours most likely. Now shut your ass up
Well my credit is below 550, but Im just saying breh, aint no nikka in his right mind taking a janitor job for $7, let alone staying there for 2 years lol.
I'll start robbin before I go that low
 

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I was a janitor for awhile at LA fitness, shyt is a breeze. You don't have a boss watchin all your moves, you clean up early then all you gotta do is chill and collect a check. I would finish everything quick then I'd work out for an hour and a half or so, no boss was even in the building so I never got in trouble for it even tho it was prohibited, only other coworker was a thot front desk girl. Funny shyt is they said I was the best custodian they had in years... so I started working even less :russ:

Then they tried to promote me to sales but I don't like doin that so I quit and moved on. I'd rather clean offices for 18hr tho like some custodians do, shyt is easy money and you can really bank if you start your own cleaning business.

fukk all that package handler shyt tho, they run their business's like a sweatshop. I did that once and quit after 2 days fukk FedEx and that line of work. I'm in great shape too but I ain't with that bendin down, pick up a 60 lb box and stack it in a truck in under 3 seconds at a time for 8 hours.
 

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Well my credit is below 550, but Im just saying breh, aint no nikka in his right mind taking a janitor job for $7, let alone staying there for 2 years lol.
I'll start robbin before I go that low
that was 1 of 2 jobs at the time :russell: Worked at the gym cleaning equipment and eating good with the women :ahh:because they didn't know i was the cleaner. I was literally never there. Would clean before the afternoon rush and and go back home to sleep or chill around town. One time, me and my co-worker drove to lenox mall from like 4-8 and came back with no worries. Easiest job ever :youngsabo: just didn't pay shyt. My other job was relatively hard....but chill as fukk because we had some characters back there clowning all damn day

@BrothaZay @Smokin Rider just confirmed a similar story...i was at bally fitness (2006-2008)
 

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I dont understand how night shift works for yall :patrice:

When I did "overnight" stock at the Commissary I'd have my pallet full of shyt to put up, reorganized the shelves then leave when it's done. Do yall acutally HAVE to stay around after you've completed your duties? :dwillhuh::huhldup:
 

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that was 1 of 2 jobs at the time :russell: Worked at the gym cleaning equipment and eating good with the women :ahh:because they didn't know i was the cleaner. I was literally never there. Would clean before the afternoon rush and and go back home to sleep or chill around town. One time, me and my co-worker drove to lenox mall from like 4-8 and came back with no worries. Easiest job ever :youngsabo: just didn't pay shyt. My other job was relatively hard....but chill as fukk because we had some characters back there clowning all damn day

@BrothaZay @Smokin Rider just confirmed a similar story...i was at bally fitness (2006-2008)

Yep it didn't pay much but it was too easy. Front desk girl was a thot but she was cool, she'd buy me food from panda express and I knew she'd never snitch on me cause she didn't do work either just played on her phone all day, I'd always catch her makin out with dudes at the front desk :mjlol:

And you ain't lying about the women breh, that was the other benefit of workin there. I got approached more than did approaching, always got the "can you show me how this one works? Oh I appreciate you soo much" :noah:
 

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Yeah I remember feeling like I had a reason at the time. Now I have no idea what I was thinking, biggest mistake of my life but I believe I've learned from it.

I'm 21. I have no idea what I want to do for a career.

Well fukking figure this shyt out quickly. I don't like coddle people. Wake the fukk up and start doing something.
 
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I worked overnight for about 2 years, became a morning alcoholic. Because when I got out of work everyone was at work, so I had shyt better to do but get trashed. Pretty shytty life, but if you need the bread then go head.

lol
 

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Overnight stockers at walmart are the definiton of nikkas who are slave to a dollar bill. I remember working there, nikkas would ask to be moved from day shift or evening shift so they can work the overnight shift, just cuz they pay like 20 cents more :why:
That was my first job at 18 it was a nightmare
 

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Been looking for work for awhile, applied all over the area but nobody wanna call me back. My mom says you can come work at Walmart with me, their hiring overnight stockers right now. All you do is stock the shelves now that doesn't sound very appealing to me but she says she's sure they'd hire me. :ehh:

I put in the application wait a week and just when I think they must not be interested I get a call on some "we're not hiring overnight stockers right now but if you change your application to overnight maintenance we can get you in for an interview."

I'm like maintenance sounds much more dignified, must be some type of manager :obama:

I ask my mom whats overnight maintenance she said its a janitor :sadcam:

I'm sitting here thinking if I should apply for this shyt or not. I live with my parents so I don't necessarily need to take this job but this seems like a sure thing and its not like I have better options right now.
Don't go to college brehs:snoop:
Have no idea what to do with your life brehs :snoop:
Quit a good office job with no backup plan brehs :snoop:

Where's all my janitor brehs on The Coli? :lupe:
Walmart starts at 10 while you make nothing now . On top of that most Walmarts are dead at night that's IF they are even open overnight .
 
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