i cant lie ya'll i did one time and it was one of the most horryfing experiences i went thru as a teenager..
the year was about...2004-2006'ish..well i met this check over the internet, i forgot what site it was on, but she ended up living like 15 blocks away from me so i was like
from the jump cause i was always going out my way to go to the bronx,brooklyn or queens to get some internet ass
. I remember seeing some face pictures of her and going "
im just going to pipe and not have a boring ass friday", so im in my crib wearing the best gear i was able to pull out my closet...even had some axe pray on
...i was feeling myself to say the least. So finally this chick comes thru and she was just fukking sloppy looking..i mean her t*ts were big but didnt look appealing at all, her stomach was bigger than her hips and her t*ts were bigger than her ass...it was just fukking bad. But me being the p*ssy hound that i am said "
fukk it:", so i lead to her to my bunk bed, and we chillen with the top dropped (we was on the bottom bed)...we start talking for at least 2 minutes and eventually i had my finger up her p*ssy...it felt crazy open so i put 2....it still felt crazy open so i said fukk it...i put 3 fingers...then it was 4...i eventually had my entire hand in her p*ssy, it stopped at my wrist and i was just like
. I was so fukking disgusted i told her to leave my house and this bytch had the nerve to say "THATS WHY U WACK ANYWAY" and im just there like "
can you please just leave my house:"
i still remember my brothers going "
damn that bytch left quick" and then me telling them story and all of us cracking up..
true story..
i once met a hoe like that my whole fist was up in here. She then asked me to stick in her ass and bytch hole just opened up and swallowed my cock. 
so lose i couldnt even bust.
