i can’t spend this shyt alone. My fam depend on me to bring the high end weed and edibles for they lame ass. Then its tradition for me to be like, why are we celebrating the white mans holiday, while they tune me out and be like pass the potatoes
Yea I’m gonna be alone. At least I got weed tho
A few months ago, asked the woman i was dating at the time what do you usually cook for thanksgiving and who’s all gonna be there.
She said a conventional turkey roast with special mexican style stuffing, myriad of texmex and authentic south-of-the-border dishes, with just her family. Then she changed the subject, deviated the topic to music and what i thought about the recent r v wade overturn.
Didnt think much of it at the time, but that was an instant red flag and should have know it meant that i was just a mr. Right now.
And i was right.
Taking my dad to popeyes tomorrow.
Fukk these hoes man. Made me fall in love w her and as soon as shiit got real, she got cold
On me and pulled away.
Fukk that beaner bytch ass floozie and her fake ass t*ts.
In 5 years when she gets old/turns 40, her stock/value plummets substantially and she realizes that i was the best thing that ever happened to her, it will be too late.
Fukkin hoe.
Fall in love with single moms that are recent divorcees, brehs (but i did that so u wont have to).
I hope the line isnt too long tomorrow. Im sorry dad. I really thot she was the one.
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Saint Kevin Samuels warned you. You just refused to listen.Fukk these hoes man. Made me fall in love w her and as soon as shiit got real, she got cold
On me and pulled away.
Fukk that beaner bytch ass floozie and her fake ass t*ts.
In 5 years when she gets old/turns 40, her stock/value plummets substantially and she realizes that i was the best thing that ever happened to her, it will be too late.
Fukkin hoe.
Fall in love with single moms that are recent divorcees, brehs (but i did that so u wont have to).
I hope the line isnt too long tomorrow. Im sorry dad. I really thot she was the one.
I spent it solo. Could’ve went out to some of the few invites I got but I’m not even that big on thanksgiving food for one and two I don’t rock w most of the fam. They was calling to guilt me in to coming but I didn’t budge. All in all it was depressing but it’s only a day
A few months ago, asked the woman i was dating at the time what do you usually cook for thanksgiving and who’s all gonna be there.
She said a conventional turkey roast with special mexican style stuffing, myriad of texmex and authentic south-of-the-border dishes, with just her family. Then she changed the subject, deviated the topic to music and what i thought about the recent r v wade overturn.
Didnt think much of it at the time, but that was an instant red flag and should have know it meant that i was just a mr. Right now.
And i was right.
Taking my dad to popeyes tomorrow.
Fukk these hoes man. Made me fall in love w her and as soon as shiit got real, she got cold
On me and pulled away.
Fukk that beaner bytch ass floozie and her fake ass t*ts.
In 5 years when she gets old/turns 40, her stock/value plummets substantially and she realizes that i was the best thing that ever happened to her, it will be too late.
Fukkin hoe.
Fall in love with single moms that are recent divorcees, brehs (but i did that so u wont have to).
I hope the line isnt too long tomorrow. Im sorry dad. I really thot she was the one.
.
You got thecoli.
A few months ago, asked the woman i was dating at the time what do you usually cook for thanksgiving and who’s all gonna be there.
She said a conventional turkey roast with special mexican style stuffing, myriad of texmex and authentic south-of-the-border dishes, with just her family. Then she changed the subject, deviated the topic to music and what i thought about the recent r v wade overturn.
Didnt think much of it at the time, but that was an instant red flag and should have know it meant that i was just a mr. Right now.
And i was right.
Taking my dad to popeyes tomorrow.
Fukk these hoes man. Made me fall in love w her and as soon as shiit got real, she got cold
On me and pulled away.
Fukk that beaner bytch ass floozie and her fake ass t*ts.
In 5 years when she gets old/turns 40, her stock/value plummets substantially and she realizes that i was the best thing that ever happened to her, it will be too late.
Fukkin hoe.
Fall in love with single moms that are recent divorcees, brehs (but i did that so u wont have to).
I hope the line isnt too long tomorrow. Im sorry dad. I really thot she was the one.
.