Anybody got some shoplifting tips?

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Dude who said rock it under ya shyt got it right into the dressing room..try and hide as a decoy what you want under other clothes your pretending to look at....When I tried this a few times back in the day I would go into a store first and check out where the security cams are on the ceiling/wall to plan my exit,entry route first...

Take a dept store type bag in with you and put some clothes in it...anything to make it look like ur shopping or to confuse security...
 

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This is how you do it breh. You said you wanted a jacket and winter gear right. Okay wait until it gets a little chilli outside and go to a busy department store inside a mall and wear a coat. Once your there grab a shirt, a pair of pants, shoes and a jacket you like. Than go into the dressing rooms and make sure there aren't any employees near the dressing rooms when you go in. Than take your old shyt off (pause) and put the new shyt on and hang your old cloths and take those back into the store. Make sure you rip off all the tags though. Than grab the cheapest shirt you see and go to one of the counters and pay for it in cash or if there really busy and there's multiple exits inside the department store just walk out and dip. If you drive make sure to park your car a block or two from the mall so the camera's don't get your plate numbers.
 
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Commit all crimes in a county far away from yours.

In high school, I knew nikkas that used to boost all the time. nikkas used to stay with all the freshest football gear and clothes and Im just like :dwillhuh: what do these nikkas do? Til a homie hipped me to them, and it all makes sense. Sometimes I wish I was a criminal back then, the punishment for underage crime is just too sweet, :ld:ehh I guess having a father figure will do that you. The one time I got caught stealing I got my ass severely whooped, dont recall ever stealing again.
 

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Naw..don't steal from there..there are too many cameras and it's not worth it..hit Macy's....line a shoe box with foil..and put it in a shoe store bag,,make sure the shoe store is by Macy's so it looks like you were shopping for shoes there first..have ya boy pick out a coat at Macy's and leave it in the dressing room for you..you grab some clothes and pretend to try them on.in the same dressing room ya boy was in...but you're stealing the coat ya boy left..wrap the foil around the sensor and put the coat in the shoe box...come out the dressing room with the same clothes you went in there with and put them back on the rack..walk out the store and hold ya breath..

:wtf: my nikka, how is a coat going to fit in shoe box
 

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Serious Question. I need new winter clothes and I do not want to spend a shyt ton of money.
My main options are Wal-Mart, Target and Cabela's. Just want a coat and shyt :yeshrug:
You need help stealing merchandise from department stores? Sure, I can help you out. Let's meet up at your local walmart tonight. Send me the address
 

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don't do it

I was in this store and this young dude around 18 or 19 was taking a can from a 12 pack and when he got to the door he got jump by 2 black men employees and damn they beat the breaks off the nikka.. u had the sistas saying u guys shouldn't do that he's only a kid and one of the employees was like wait till he rob u or shoot u and come back and tell me how u feel, so mind your business

i was proud of them nikkas. i hate fukking thieves
 

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Stealing is wrong! but I'd get a bytch to do it if I were you... or a dope fiend. It's the wrong time of the year to be getting locked up. Liquor, kids clothes & gift cards.. Man, I'm too ready for the holiday season!!!
 

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Steal a jacket, get caught and end up with a record instead of going to a church clothing drive to get a free one or purchasing a used one at Goodwill, brehs....

Only whites can have a record and still get employed so I hope that's the case.... and if you are then by all means, go ahead......
 
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