Anybody got experience with Atlassian/Jira? Cuz I’m bout to get fired UPDATE: Y’all saved me!

[Afro]

An FYI for the lurkers,

When googling a tech issue, you may have to break down the question into smaller sets of questions.

As you can read in her first post, she had to first find out it was a limitation. THEN go from there and solve each issue step by step.

You do that a lot because these apps get complicated very fast.

It may not even be the app, could be you ain't on the right version of Windows for all you know

So don't be discouraged if you "Google" and not come up with the answers you seek.

You have to ask the right questions, just telling someone to look it up is disingenuous when it can lead you down a useless rabbit hole.

And no, you can't avoid this anymore. Everyone's workplace is getting more and more tech added to save time. So if you learn HOW to "google" you'll be a good spot.

And call IT less often, because when it's outsourced to India

 

[Max Power]

I have 10+ years of experience in a variety of roles and I currently wear a couple different hats for a couple of different companies.

There's no need to even acknowledge the rest of your shyt.

If I worked in whatever menial bullshyt field you did (that you're ashamed to name) for 10+ years and still needed 2 jobs to support myself I'd want to be around women all the time too tbf.

 

[How Sway?]

The way these dudes constantly demean women and big up men really begs the question.

I mean shyt, I've seen threads about owning guns, talking about how men shouldn't let their wives have a gun, saying she won't be responsible.... like bro why are you acting like most male gun owners are responsible? A lot of them are wackjobs and psychos

Seen them say "men are logical, men are more accountable, men are better, spiritually stronger"

I can't tell if its cognitive dissonance, them lying to themselves, or what, but it's legitimately weird. It ends up sound like they have a male worship fetish or something.

Too much red pill content that they're just regurgitating.
That shyt aint healthy

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

I mean this from the bottom of my heart, fukk you.

Stop lying on your resume then you wouldn't have those problems. I feel no sympathy for you and others like you. Shouldnt be telling people that you can swim with the sharks when you should really be in the kiddie pool. Any good manager worth their weight in salt will do that so that when push comes to shove, I'm going to find out what you are made of in game 43 of an 82 game season and not game 7 of the NBA Finals.

I want to know what I have when the playoffs come around and I need to call your number. Are you going to shine when the lights are brightest or will you go 2-14 from the field? I'm going to learn sooner not later.

 

[Jekyll]

There's no need to even acknowledge the rest of your shyt.

If I worked in whatever menial bullshyt field you did (that you're ashamed to name) for 10+ years and still needed 2 jobs to support myself I'd want to be around women all the time too tbf.

Lol need? No. But after my multi national 12B market cap primary employer just announced that we are permanently remote and I basically have no obligations on my currently assigned project, I’m using my time wisely by taking on a second fully remote position and I still clock way less than 40hrs of actual work a week.

Lol 2 6 figure salaries plus benefits or 1? No management bullshyt, just fixing what the dumb ass developers cant fix or setup. Hmm hard fukking choice clown

 

[Blackrogue]

This bytch talk so much shyt about nikkas,specifically “lames” and “squares” yet her dirty ass in here begging those same type nikkas for advice…fukk advice DIRECTIONS on how to do her fukking job.


Cant make this up.

..

Gotta put that aside for the time being though

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

@Hungerpain and @YBG wanna act like some lil hoes talkin bout “but but she called me lame before!” But I get in y’all shyt BECAUSE I actually want better for you, stupid! I was raised to tell a MF about themselves, and I’m not use to sugarcoating shyt for a grown man. But if a coach sees potential in you they’re gonna be critical. And I see potential in all black men. My hope is that I can drag y’all outta ur social awkwardness, resentment, and internalized misogyny so you can continue to evolve.

No accountability , just like I predicted. Busy juelzing about how it was "necessary" for you to shyt on black men as a way to big up females




I know you'll be back to shytting on the same posters that helped you within a week's time.

Glad you could keep the job tho

 

[morris]

I need to make some dashboards by tomorrow, but idk wtf I’m doing. Not sure why I can’t make any dashboards that sorts data by customer request type


Outta all of y’all 6 cert nikkas, somebody should know the answer

UPDATE: I pulled it off y’all!

Thank you to @The Knee Grow that pointed out it was an atlassian limitation, and not just me.

Thank you @Big Blue for pointing out I needed to format the CSV file. I was able to figure out how to do it, but then I didn’t trust the export because some info was missing

So I said fukk it, let me just make some different search filters and I can grab ticket totals from that.

Thank you @cobra @TENET @Data-Hawk for helping me out with the query language. I ended up making a couple different queries to pull different cuts of data and used the numbers for my presentation. I didn’t have a fancy dashboard, so I instead invested time in making a really clean slide giving insight on 5 different data points.

My job actually prefers when ppl dumb down the data, so the presentation actually went really well, and my manager said this would definitely be positively reflected in my perf review.

And @situationlines @Obreh Winfrey @Voice of Reason yall are all right. I need to beef up my tech skills. Thank you for the resources to help me better understand Atlassian and JQL.

Which bring me to my closing topic, tough love. I appreciate everyone that encouraged me. But I also appreciate everyone that got in my shyt about getting my certs up, and being better prepared before I come for help.

@Hungerpain and @YBG wanna act like some lil hoes talkin bout “but but she called me lame before!” But I get in y’all shyt BECAUSE I actually want better for you, stupid! I was raised to tell a MF about themselves, and I’m not use to sugarcoating shyt for a grown man. But if a coach sees potential in you they’re gonna be critical. And I see potential in all black men. My hope is that I can drag y’all outta ur social awkwardness, resentment, and internalized misogyny so you can continue to evolve.

better share that Coli Cash with those you @

 

[BobbyBooshay]

Doesn't The Coli always? I need people to stop bad mouthing this site.

Yep, learned tons and been helped loads from here over the years TBH

 

[froggle]

6 figures 6 certs > Stack overflow

underrated post

 

[MikelArteta]

Like I said, folks on here will help each other out if they can. And it turned out, some folks pointed her in the right direction to get the job done. Congrats OP

[vin]family[/diesel]

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Lol need? No. But after my multi national 12B market cap primary employer just announced that we are permanently remote and I basically have no obligations on my currently assigned project, I’m using my time wisely by taking on a second fully remote position and I still clock way less than 40hrs of actual work a week.

Lol 2 6 figure salaries plus benefits or 1? No management bullshyt, just fixing what the dumb ass developers cant fix or setup. Hmm hard fukking choice clown

“dumb ass developers”

I have heard developers described in 100 ways (from antisocial, introvert, hard to work with (some), quiet to genius, crucial etc)

Never as “dumb”

So if you work in dev ops, say that.

No need to clown clearly smart people

 

[Flywin Lannister]

I am the admin for 4 Jira boards

Which literally means NOTHING

You can be the admin and assign roles in projects as part of your basic project management tasks and do NOTHING in projects day to day

Stop fake flexing

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Props to @AsTheWorldBurns

First of all being a Black woman in tech is the hardest position to be in, I say this as a Black man in tech - the 2nd hardest position.

Besides the few awkward hurt brehs who somehow decided this was the moment to shame this sister because she didn’t show romantic interest (????? Some real loser incel shyt) seeing brehs come through to support is dope.

I already repped OP.

I will over time also rep:

@The Knee Grow
@Big Blue
@cobra
@TENET
@Data-Hawk
@situationlines
@Obreh Winfrey
@Voice of Reason

For supporting a sister

United we can do ANYTHING. Divided, we are exactly where they want us.

 

[Jekyll]

“dumb ass developers”

I have heard developers described in 100 ways (from antisocial, introvert, hard to work with (some), quiet to genius, crucial etc)

Never as “dumb”

So if you work in dev ops, say that.

No need to clown clearly smart people

Im just talking shyt. They talk shyt as well. They’re smart at computer science related tasks but that only gets you so far. Most software engineers I know are looking to get out of that while maintaining their pay. Devops type roles arr the only thing close really and some of those jobs you are pretty much still just coding all day.