Anybody else don't know how to swim?

[Da Jungles]

i mean how were you not brought into a situation where you weren't taught?

i learned how to swim in a pissy pool at the local YMCA with homeless people passed out on the pool deck.

what happened when people had pool parties at their apt complex (or house ) back in the day? what about when broads invited you to the local pool in the summer?

Almost drowned when I was in the 2nd grade. shyt fukked me for LIFE. If things go according to plan I'll be learning soon tho.

But I'm 6'3" so at pool parties I'm in 5 feet chiiiiiiiillin like......what it do?

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

fukk I look like 21 years old going to a pool learning how to swim and getting clowned by 5 year olds.

I'm waiting until I can afford a place with my own pool and then I'll learn.

 

[Canada Goose]

I don't know how to swim, I don't plan to learn either, I'm so why bother?

I never go swimming when I go to the beach, I'm a ol sitting on the boardwalk looking at other people swim ass nikka.

 

[GambinoMakeItWork]

Man, I'm mixed (white mom) and people around me still tend to assume I can't swim.. Then I hop in that pool and style on 'em

 

[Fckumeen]

Damn! I guess alot of our ass cant swim.


Swimming can come in handy so I wanna learn just in case. I guess I'll find a white girl and make her to teach me how to swim.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

Can't swim either. Would like to learn just in case I get caught up in a flash flood or something.

 

[Metta World Movement]

nikkas threw me in the water when i was 7

fukk anyone who does this shyt to people who they know can't swim. I mean it.

My two cousins tried this shyt on me when I went by my uncle's apartment building. That was the most bytch that EVER came outta me.....I cried and screamed when they was carrying me to the deep end of the pool....thankfully my moms and uncle heard and stopped them just in time

Still haven't learned since then....

 

[obarth]

I'm waiting until I can afford a place with my own pool and then I'll drown.

I'm Caribbean but I can't swim. The rest of my fam is fukking fishes though. I kinda learned in highschool but I forgot. Plus I'm like 5% body fat so my ass is sinking regardless.

 

[Absolut]

i cant understand how teenage and above people cant swim. how can you not swim? i hear someone say that, and i just look at them with the face. all you do is kick your legs and paddle your arms and you stay afloat. if you are going under, wouldnt you instinctively flail your arms and figure out that it keeps you above water?

 

[YBE]

fukk anyone who does this shyt to people who they know can't swim. I mean it.

My two cousins tried this shyt on me when I went by my uncle's apartment building. That was the most bytch that EVER came outta me.....I cried and screamed when they was carrying me to the deep end of the pool....thankfully my moms and uncle heard and stopped them just in time

Still haven't learned since then....

shyt is hilarious because i completely understand what you mean.

first time i nearly died. second time it happened, i went from wailing uncontrollably like a pure fakkit to paddling like a dog. then i was like oh

from there its been on

 

[ReggieFlare]

Grew up in Florida, so I was destined to learn.

How did I learn? Was at the pool one day with some chicks (one of em I was crushin on). In order to avoid getting clowned, a nikka figured it out real quick...

But seriously, I don't get how yall can't do it. It's not really a complicated thing to do

 

[TYBG]

I had swimming lessons and halfway through that bytch I got chicken pox. I can swim from one point to another but can't stay in place and float in water

I don't understand why my instructors didn't teach me how to float first

 

[twan83]

The army taught me how and im still terrified to jump in the DEEP END AND WONT PERIOD

 

[ComputersPutin]

I can swim under water and on top of water
But the thing is..I cant tread water. So..if you drop me in the deep end, in the middle of an ocean, or make me dive..I wont make it.. I just gotta be moving forward at all times.

 

[dennis roadman]

Brehs, just keep your back straight and limbs extended. Its simple, dont be scared.

As for treading water, its even easier. Just keep moving in an even rhythmic manner

You're all welcome