Anybody else don't know how to swim?

Mr Bubbles

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nikkas are straight scared of water. I remember a news story where like 6 or 7 people drowned because they couldn't swim but tried to save their family members. shyt is easy.
 

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i used to be a beast swimmer back in the day. won best swimmer at summer camp and everything.

then i went some years without swimming and tried it last year. i was strugglin like a muafukka.
 

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How did we not learn how to swim?

WE WEREN'T TAUGHT MOTHAfukkA!!!

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i mean how were you not brought into a situation where you weren't taught?

i learned how to swim in a pissy pool at the local YMCA with homeless people passed out on the pool deck.

what happened when people had pool parties at their apt complex (or house :win:) back in the day? what about when broads invited you to the local pool in the summer?
 

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i thought it was a requirement to swim in the navy



It is, if you can't swim they give you classes and teach you how to do this modified backstroke just to pass the test. I failed the test like 19 times, most of them was failed on purpose because that was the only time I got to see the girls In bikinis. I'd say like the last 5 were honest attempts but I forgot that shyt right after I passed the test. I'm comfortable in water, even deep water to a certain extent but don't look for me to save no lives
 

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nikkas threw me in the water when i was 7 :to:

i learned eventually...
 

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I learned at my summer camp:yes: I still got my certificate too!

*proud black swimmer*

that's the thing about Louisiana, they gonna get your ass in some water at some point:jawalrus:
 
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