Any brehs know how to cut vegetables like a chef WITHOUT a trip to the ER?

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my native brother what are you doing in Oklahoma, worst state I've ever visited
lol i have family roots here

i know i could escape to some liberal enclave but id rather make a better world right here. we also have our shytty cac governor in a headlock with mcgirt. native law overrides the white mans law here. so much that white people get indian cards to get out of traffic tickets (im serious) :mjlol:
 

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lol i have family roots here

i know i could escape to some liberal enclave but id rather make a better world right here. we also have our shytty cac governor in a headlock with mcgirt. native law overrides the white mans law here. so much that white people get indian cards to get out of traffic tickets (im serious) :mjlol:
Oh that makes sense. I'm not talking about a liberal enclave just something thats not completely flat
 

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im wary of telling thecoli what i do. im not 6 certs 6 figures, im not even black. im a native dude in oklahoma that manages a few gas stations lmao

i do okay

Oh word! I just thought you were doing something in the culinary field :yeshrug: Wasn’t trying to out you or nothing
 

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my girls dad wants us to get married and move to arkansas :dahell:

i am not giving up my MMJ card, im sorry. i need it lol
Arkansas cool if you from the South and like the backwoods I wouldn't move there either though
 

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Arkansas cool if you from the South and like the backwoods I wouldn't move there either though
my roots are in tulsa. this is my home. i aint leaving. my great grandma lived on quanah avenue near downtown and helped hide black kids during the race massacre of 1921. i am proud of her and i try to fight for social justice too. she gave me my name. fukk these rich white cacs and their big ass trucks. this is MY home, not theirs.

THEY can leave.
 

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my roots are in tulsa. this is my home. i aint leaving. my great grandma lived on quanah avenue near downtown and helped hide black kids during the race massacre of 1921. i am proud of her and i try to fight for social justice too. she gave me my name. fukk these rich white cacs and their big ass trucks. this is MY home, not theirs.

THEY can leave.
:to: hey chill man I was just saying it was kinda boring over there
 

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Gotta make a claw grip and glide the knife behind your knuckles, you don't have to go fast but a knife is definitely faster than the plastic chopper or food processor because cleaning takes so much time. You need a SHARP knife as well, almost any knife from a store will not be sharp enough. I prefer a Gyuto which is an in-between knife of a Santoku and Chef Knife.

Also cut on a wood cutting board is ideal or polypropylene. If using a wood cutting board it should be maple, companies sell all types of cuttings boards made with bamboo,teak, acai, etc. All those woods will dull your knife SUPER quick, its just as bad as cutting on glass or stone/ceramic, most folks don't really have sharp knives so the boards don't matter but when you spend time sharpening your blade you don't want to fck it up.

Also your grip should be like a pistol grip with your index finger under the back of the blade pinching it near the beginning of the handle. People cut with their index finger on the the spine of the blade and that's a recipe to cut yourself as well ad put more effort than necessary into chopping, if your knife is sharp you should be able to pull it back like a saw blade with one stroke and cut your food, or rock the blade up and down like a see-saw to chop while keeping it down low on the cutting surface.
 
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