Annoying things about being muscular

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Not to mention all those "me too" types that always need to get one over on you. You can tell them you do 400 situps a day, they have to come back with a higher number.
 

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Some of these aren't even THAT bad. I love when women just start touching your arm or chest for no good reason in a conversation. The older ones don't even care, they'll just straight up rub on you:leon:

Only shyt I really HATE are all the fatties suddenly into you; keep it moving, gorda :scusthov:

I gotta say the VERY worst is if also, like me, you have a very deep voice. A girl introduces you to her bf and 3 things happen almost without fail; this fool puffs his chest out, tries to lower his voice and tries to squeeze the shyt out of your hand :stopitslime: This fool once was getting heated cause I was cracking jokes with his girl and she was laughing to tears and pulled this shyt on me :russ:I told dude "chill bruh, it ain't even like that. There's no need to be upset" just to wind this sensitive white boy up :umad:
Not to mention all those "me too" types that always need to get one over on you. You can tell them you do 400 situps a day, they have to come back with a higher number.

Always from the "I used to bench 3 plates when I played varsity" idiots :childplease:
 

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The bigger I tend to get, the louder I will snore louder. I have mostly kept myself in the athletic range now. Most bodybuilders or overly muscular people, snore loud af or need cpap machines for sleep.
 

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Gotta wear one size or more higher in pants cause my quads are big but then the waist needs to be taken in :beli:

Buy a large in a shirt...the upper body too tight but the torso good...buy an extra large...upper body good but torso too fukking big :beli:

Oh my god THIS.

I hate wearing pants. :mjcry:
 

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When you're a teacher, it's the absolute worst. :snoop:

High School Boys: Were you in the NFL? Why didn't you just go to the NFL? :ufdup: If I was that big, I'd just go to the NFL or I'd be doing MMA or something. :blessed:Why you teaching HERE instead of doing that? Wait...you know what? You should be a bodybuilder or a model or something. :jbhmm: You be taking protein and stuff? My cousin takes that protein. You on steroids? :whoo: You going to help coach football?" :dwillhuh:"

Me: I thought you had a question about the assignment....:beli:

Little Kids: "Are you in the WWE? :ohhh: I love the WWE. :whew: You should be in the WWE! :blessed: Why aren't you in the WWE?! :damn: You ever see the Avengers? HULK SMAAASH! You like the HULK?! :ooh:"

Me: "We're talking about proper nouns..." :why:

About 1 out of every 8 times I'm in some kind of check-out line, I expect either the cashier or someone in another line to make a comment or ask a question. Never fails, especially since I've moved out to L.A.
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I have an aesthetic body type not the body building type so im good on clothes :win:



But everything about people touching u is so damn true especially at work. The thing is older women are not subtle about it at all :heh:


Took words from my mouth. Never really struggled with clothes only slight issue I have is Jeans, I have a small waist but then thighs arent huge but sometimes struggle to get into certain jeans because of them unless I go a size or 2 up waist.
 

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-Having to overcome the meathead stereotype that most people place on you before you ever open your mouth

-Chicks thinkin they got the green light to grab my ass in clubs/bars....but if it were the other way around I'd be catching sexual assault charges :jbhmm:

I know this problem way too much breh :mjcry:
 
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