An oral Coli history of "LeBron's game won't age"

[FunkDoc1112]

If LeBron got off cycle he would get bloated and pudgy, not skinny

Y'all nikkas don't even know how roids work. Here's an example of what happens when you're off cycle:

 

[Professor Emeritus]

nikkas on here turn to biochemists dawg.

He's still posting skinny Bron picks as if he hasn't read yet that going off HGH would make you GAIN fat, not lose it.

 

[Pure Water]

@CHICAGO The dedication you have to being wrong is just

 

[Kaypain]

Yall still in that HGH shyt in 2021

 

[CHICAGO]

If LeBron got off cycle he would get bloated and pudgy, not skinny

Y'all nikkas don't even know how roids work. Here's an example of what happens when you're off cycle:

THEY HAVE ROIDS
THAT DO ALL TYPES OF DIFFERENT shyt.

GRONK DID THE BRON TOO.

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[Professor Emeritus]

I couldn’t imagine dedicating this much time studying another mans actual body, let alone the posts about it to make a thread.

The thread isn't about Bron's body, that's just @CHICAGO's obsession.


And you coming in with this fake shyt as if you haven't made longer posts on bball bodies than any of us every have:

I'm well aware of that, its why I specified the "definition/tone" comment in regard to their size AND height. During the playoffs Carmelo said he weighed 251lbs this past season breh.That being said. Don't assume that lack of definition somehow equates to lack of muscle/strength which is what it seems like you're doing. Having a larger layer of fat does not negate the muscle mass underneath. You realize that you ONLY get definition by burning fat, not building muscle. Not that this is the case here but two guys can have the same muscle mass yet one has on a fat equilvalent of a compression shirt and the other a sweater. Only cardio and high reps will cut you lean. This could be the case because they also create stamina which Lebron clearly has over Melo. Building muscle doesnt exactly make you stronger just bigger (its counterfeit). Its why bodybuilders will never have the strenghth of powerlifters that are the same size. BB grow muscle mostly, PL strenghthen it. The general rule with body sculpting is 4-6 reps to make it grow, 8-12 to increase its power and 15-20+ reps to define the muscle.

Back on topic (my bad) you're right he bounces guys off him but I've yet to see him bounce Melo off because its my understanding that they are quite close in size. Unless your saying Lebron weighs 270 which I strongly disagree on.

 

[SadimirPutin]

The worst part of all of this ......just for a moment forget the drug angle

Why do they act like the spots and angles where bron operates from are the same? Thus far this season his approach to his offense is different. Thus far he has used the fadeaway more in the early part of the season than last year

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Notice how silent they are about MJ at 29 balding worse than Bron.

THEY HAVE ROIDS
THAT DO ALL TYPES OF DIFFERENT shyt.

GRONK DID THE BRON TOO.

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It's amazing that a mod will make this big a commitment to being wrong.

ALL anabolic steroids do the same fukking thing - artificially boost testosterone. They don't do "all types of different shyt". It's just artificial testosterone. And adding testosterone makes you burn MORE fat, not less. It's easier to get skinny while on steroids, it's harder to drop weight when you cut them.

You had skinny-ass Tour de France cyclists taking steroids. They certainly weren't doing that to boost their mass.

Gronk lost 25 pounds with intermittent fasting, a radical diet change, and cutting weight training completely in favor of band workouts and yoga. Whether he went on or off steroids is irrelevant to that weight loss, because dropping steroids would make it harder, not easier, to burn off calories.

Rob Gronkowski Lost Weight and Changed His Life



And you accused Bron of cycling off HGH, not steroids. Even after I've already proved to you that HGH cuts fat, so someone on HGH should be skinnier in the face, while you claimed Bron got skinny in the face by going off it.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

The worst part of all of this ......just for a moment forget the drug angle

Why do they act like the spots and angles where bron operates from are the same? Thus far this season his approach to his offense is different. Thus far he has used the fadeaway more in the early part of the season than last year

Notice how they keep ignoring the game that actually prompted this post.



Somehow HGH makes you lethal on guarded stepback threes and deep fadeaways.

Nothing in that fukking clip is Bron "relying on athleticism".

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Don’t ever defy Lebron or Brady

 

[Won Won]

@CHICAGO The dedication you have to being wrong is just

What a fukking gump

 

[Sccit]

LEBRON IS A MONSTER

DUNO IF ITS PEDS, BUT NONE OF US EXPECTED HIM TO BE THIS IN SHAPE AND PHYSICALLY IMPECCABLE AT AGE 35

I MEAN DID U THINK HIS HEAD WOULD BE HITTING THE RIM ON DUNKS PUSHING 40?

THAT SAID..... MVP

 

[Sterling Archer]

The thread isn't about Bron's body, that's just @CHICAGO's obsession.


And you coming in with this fake shyt as if you haven't made longer posts on bball bodies than any of us every have:

Yeah like I said I can’t imagine making a thread like this. You going through post histories like that’s some smoking gun and still can’t tell the difference. That whole post is in rebuttal to Melo and Lebrons body infatuation. You just further proving my point breh

 

[Sugar]

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[Professor Emeritus]

LEBRON IS A MONSTER

DUNO IF ITS PEDS, BUT NONE OF US EXPECTED HIM TO BE THIS IN SHAPE AND PHYSICALLY IMPECCABLE AT AGE 35

I MEAN DID U THINK HIS HEAD WOULD BE HITTING THE RIM ON DUNKS PUSHING 40?

THAT SAID..... MVP

He isn't getting up that high on most dunks anymore. He plays chill almost every other game and looks tired in the fourth often enough. Half of his games this season he's played 31 minutes or less. He's clearly aging.

This question is whether his skill set is one that can work with age. And it CLEARLY is. The bball IQ, the passing, the timing on the drives, the post-ups, the fadeaways, the stepback threes - he's been constantly improving his game and it shows.

In June 2016 you said Livingston looked better than Bron right then cause Bron wasn't skilled...that don't have jack shyt to do with longevity.