An oral Coli history of "LeBron's game won't age"

[Professor Emeritus]

NOPE THIS IS LITERALLY
BRON ON THE TRIP IN MIAMI.

THIS WAS "NORMAL" BRON

CHRIS PAUL GOT
FOUGHT AND GOT HGH TESTING DELAYED.

New Players Union Rep Chris Paul Wants to Challenge NBA on HGH, Flopping Fines

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You totally ignored that HGH doesn't affect overall body mass at all. In fact, HGH causes you to LOSE fat, so why the fukk would Bron be skinnier in the face if he was supposedly cycling off HGH?

And the article you linked about the testing delay is from fukking 2013. What the hell would that have to do with Bron in late 2014? Would would Bron go off HGH in summer 2014, then go back on in winter 2014, when HGH testing was announced in April 2015 and wasn't going to be implemented until the 2015-16 season?

And why wouldn't LeBron have had these body changes every Olympic year when they do much more stringent drug testing for the Olympics than they've ever done in the NBA?

 

[Piff Perkins]

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[steph_harden]

HES ALWAYS BEEN A
HIGH ASSIST GUY
AND ADDED A GUY LIKE AD
IN HIS 17TH SEASON.

WHY WOULD HIS ASSISTS DROP?

HES OBVIOUSLY IMPROVED
HIS THREE BALL BUT PPL
ALLOW HIM TO TAKE THESE
SHOTS BECAUSE HES STILL
ATHLETIC AS fukk GETTING
TO THE RIM.

SO YOU PICK YOUR POISON.

IF DUDES ATHLETICISM FELL OFF
DEFENDERS WOULD ACTUALLY
TRY TO PREVENT HIM FROM
TAKING JUMP SHOTS.

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You think he's only making 3's cause defenders are giving it to him

 

[smitty22]

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[CHICAGO]

You totally ignored that HGH doesn't affect overall body mass at all. In fact, HGH causes you to LOSE fat, so why the fukk would Bron be skinnier in the face if he was supposedly cycling off HGH?

And the article you linked is from fukking 2013. What the hell would that have to do with Bron in late 2014? Would would Bron go off HGH in summer 2014, then go back on in winter 2014, when HGH testing was announced in April 2015 and wasn't going to be implemented until the 2015-16 season?

BECAUSE IT WAS INITIALLY THOUGHT
THAT HGH TESTING WOULD COME
IN 2014-15 BUT GOT PUSHED BACK
TO 2015-16.

THIS nikka REALLY THINK
BRON IS SOME TYPE OF SUPERHERO.

BRON GONNA BE 40 STILL
GETTING HIS HEAD TO RIM LEVEL
AND nikkaS GON BE TALKING ABOUT
HES JUST BUILT DIFFERENT.

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[SadimirPutin]

People always got caught up in the supposed weight Bron was...folks used to claim 260-270

I doubt Bron ever weighed anywhere near that shyt.....he was probably a truck-like 250ish at his heaviest

 

[SadimirPutin]

The receipts threads about Bron always turn into classics....because he really makes dudes jump off the logic train hardbody

 

[steph_harden]

LOL at he had to go to Miami for 2 weeks to get on the PED cycle. He couldn't do it any where else in the world and it took two weeks for the affects to pay off.

Ya'll nikkas act like HGH is Spinach for Popeyes.

 

[Won Won]

I guess the guy who claims Obama frequents gay prostitutes would be relying on conspiracies.

 

[smitty22]

Ya'll nikkas act like HGH is Spinach for Popeyes.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

BECAUSE IT WAS INITIALLY THOUGHT
THAT HGH TESTING WOULD COME
IN 2014-15 BUT GOT PUSHED BACK
TO 2015-16.

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You posted an article from August 2013 saying that CP3 was getting the testing pushed back. The NBA never announced HGH testing for 2014-15. So why the fukk would LeBron cycle off in summer 2014 for something that he'd already known for months wasn't going to happen? And why would he cycle back on in early 2015 when the NBA announced in 2015 that they were going to start testing in 2015-16?

Nothing about your timeline makes any sense.

NO BRON CYCLED OFF PEDS
IN 2014 WHEN THE LEAGUE
ANNOUNCED HGH TESTING.

AFTER THAT GOT PUSHED TO THE SIDE
HE TOOK HIS VACATION TO MIAMI AND CYCLED BACK ON.

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This is the dumbest part of your argument. HGH makes you LOSE fat, not gain it. So how the fukk would LeBron look skinnier in the face if he was supposedly cycled off HGH? Cycling off HGH would have the opposite effect, dumbass.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

The receipts threads about Bron always turn into classics....because he really makes dudes jump off the logic train hardbody

Ya'll nikkas act like HGH is Spinach for Popeyes.

This. I already posted authorities saying that HGH has a minimal change in body mass (slight muscle gain, slight fat loss) and that you aren't going to magically lose the muscle gains from going off....but @CHICAGO in here claiming that Bron's entire body pumps up or down depending on whether he's had any that month.

 

[SadimirPutin]

Ya'll nikkas act like HGH is Spinach for Popeyes.

nikkas on here turn to biochemists dawg.

 

[CHICAGO]

You posted an article from August 2013 saying that CP3 was getting the testing pushed back. The NBA never announced HGH testing for 2014-15. So why the fukk would LeBron cycle off in summer 2014 for something that he'd already known for months wasn't going to happen? And why would he cycle back on in early 2015 when the NBA announced in 2015 that they were going to start testing in 2015-16?

Nothing about your timeline makes any sense.




This is the dumbest part of your argument. HGH makes you LOSE fat, not gain it. So how the fukk would LeBron look skinnier in the face if he was supposedly cycled off HGH? Cycling off HGH would have the opposite effect, dumbass.

BRON LOOKED NORMAL HE SAID.

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[Sterling Archer]

I couldn’t imagine dedicating this much time studying another mans actual body, let alone the posts about it to make a thread.