An eagle literally making a shark its little bytch

kwazzy100

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I'm honestly more terrified of big birds like emu,ostritch,eagles than some bigger wild animals
Imagine this charging at you:damn:

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They (emu) literally won a war against the Australian government/military

The Great Emu War: In which some large, flightless birds unwittingly foiled the Australian Army

It sounded crazy and silly at first, but if you really look into it, it was a war that was meant to fail.

Emu's bodies are so strong, they can take bullets. They're hard to kill from far ranges.
They were just way too many to kill. Too much than expected for the militia.
They couldn't use bombs or fire to smoke them out either, it would cause harm to the environment and cause wildfire.
 

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It sounded crazy and silly at first, but if you really look into it, it was a war that was meant to fail.

Emu's bodies are so strong, they can take bullets. They're hard to kill from far ranges.
They were just way too many to kill. Too much than expected for the militia.
They couldn't use bombs or fire to smoke them out either, it would cause harm to the environment and cause wildfire.

I will give the aussies benefit of the doubt because it happened in the 30s

if it happened today though, with the sophistication of modern weaponry, they would have zero qexcuse for losing to a bunch of birds
 
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