All The Styles Of French Fries Ranked. Number 1 Could Make Yall Mad.

[KENNY DA COOKER]

It's a rich man's hicktown.

I remember as a kid wanting Rallys just for the fries. If a city dont have much poppin, they at least need to have the right food spots

i feel your pain breh..

i live in one of those "rich man's hicktown's as well

just bought a House way outside of the city limits

im talking boondocks mane....fukking deer all over the place....

my neighbor is the county sheriff....

but worst of all THIER IS NOOOO FUKKING POPEYES!!! or any FRIED CHICKEN franchise for that matter....

my black azz will attempt to be the first "colored man" to serve on thier county commision as a councilman

and my first order of business is to get us a FIYAH AZZ WING SPOT UP IN HERE..





the closest CHECKERS is 20 miles up the fukking highway

all we got is a gottdamn waffle house and some redneck seafood place which is expensive as fukk

i love the PEACEFUL QUIET and CLEAN environment i live in......

but gottdamn CAN A N1GGA GET A "TWO PIECE with FRIES" without having empty out his gas tank

 

[Cabbage Patch]

i feel your pain breh..

i live in one of those "rich man's hicktown's as well

just bought a House way outside of the city limits

im talking boondocks mane....fukking deer all over the place....

my neighbor is the county sheriff....

but worst of all THIER IS NOOOO FUKKING POPEYES!!! or any FRIED CHICKEN franchise for that matter....

my black azz will attempt to be the first "colored man" to serve on thier county commision as a councilman

and my first order of business is to get us a FIYAH AZZ WING SPOT UP IN HERE..





the closest CHECKERS is 20 miles up the fukking highway

all we got is a gottdamn waffle house and some redneck seafood place which is expensive as fukk

i love the PEACEFUL QUIET and CLEAN environment i live in......

but gottdamn CAN A N1GGA GET A "TWO PIECE with FRIES" without having empty out his gas tank

You should do it yourself. They might appreciate the change of pace, too. Dont even have to open all hours. Travellers will also appreciate having a choice.

And 20 miles out West is nothing. You knew you were moving into Boontucky when you bought the property. How many acres?

 

[agpxknt]

alls i know is fukk a crinkle cut

 

[UserNameless]

alls i know is fukk a crinkle cut

I know crinkle cut from most causal and hood restaurants usually use overprocessed crinkle cut fries with just as many additives as potato, but I’ve really been on my crinkle cut wave lately .


I’m about to rank Zaxbys crinkle cut as my number one go-to fry when I’m not making my own.


And I’m back dipping my fries in ketchup after 15 years... so nostalgic

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

I know crinkle cut from most causal and hood restaurants usually use overprocessed crinkle cut fries with just as many additives as potato, but I’ve really been on my crinkle cut wave lately .


I’m about to rank Zaxbys crinkle cut as my number one go-to fry when I’m not making my own.


And I’m back dipping my fries in ketchup after 15 years... so nostalgic

You right

The Crinkle Cut fries at ZAXBYS are amazing..

The right amount of crispiness and not too thick

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I know crinkle cut from most causal and hood restaurants usually use overprocessed crinkle cut fries with just as many additives as potato, but I’ve really been on my crinkle cut wave lately .


I’m about to rank Zaxbys crinkle cut as my number one go-to fry when I’m not making my own.


And I’m back dipping my fries in ketchup after 15 years... so nostalgic

I feel you. But I dip them in zxasbys bbq sauce. That shyt is so underrated

 

[UserNameless]

I feel you. But I dip them in zxasbys bbq sauce. That shyt is so underrated

True ... I was told the same and I tried it ... it was on point too

 

[Buddy]

Waffles Fries nikka?!

How are chili cheese fries and curly fries not even in the top 5?

Waffle fries genuinely ARE the best. I think the cut of them + the holes increase the surface area while cooking making them crispier & tastier

 

[The Guru]

Belgian>standard>steak
Wedges can

 

[Tribal Outkast]

I’m not mad

 

[Road20]

Garlic fries are top 3

 

[chuckifubuck]

Shoestring fries should be at the bottom

 

[boriquaking]

Waffle fries are the goat.

garlic fries should be 3rd.


Tots are trash

 

[Json]

Tater tots ahead of curly?

Somebody chose violence

 

[JackRoss]

All of them