Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
Nah. This is the real world equivalent of TSC......
*Goes to famous seafood restaurant that is way past it's prime when it comes to quality*
*Eats dinner*
TSC - This food is terrible! Perhaps the worst it's been in some time!
*Goes home and develops food poisoning*
*Returns next week*
*Eats dinner*
TSC - This food is even worse than last time! And the food I ate last time gave me food poisoning!
*Goes home and develops food poisoning*
*While home sick from work reads news article on how black workers at this restaurant are paid 30% less than their white counterparts and are only 5% of the management
staff despite being 45% of the total employees*
TSC - This outrageous! I'm black too! fukk this company!
*Returns next week*
*Eats dinner*
TSC - This shyt is HORRIBLE! This is the WORST dinner I've ever had here. There's human feces in my oysters! No wonder I've been getting sick!
*Goes home and develops food poisoning*
*While off a third week due to illness discusses with a friend (who also eats dinner at the restaurant each week) about a rival seafood eatery with better food that has an ad campaign taking aim at their restaurant's terrible, unsanitary cuisine*
TSC - How corny of them.
TSC Friend - Yeah, trying to capitalize on the current anti large chain culture. fukking mom and pop hippies. *Regurgitates contaminated oyster remains*
TSC - Oh yeah, did you hear about the unqualified blondes they hired as head chefs? One of them doesn't use ANY seasoning in her food!
TSC Friend - I did! And they moved three of the best chefs to work in the accounting department. That food is going to be worse than ever!
*Returns next week*
*Eats dinner*
Get the message? Now it's not entirely accurate because TSC and friend are only going once per week and not twice per week and on one Sunday per month for "special occasions."
Dat accuracy
Martha
