All Gamers Come In Here NOW!!!!!! This NEEDS To Be Discussed Immediately!!!!!

[PS5 Pro]

1.) She doesn't really kiss mario at the end, that was the white man's version.
Bowser isn't a monster either. He's just a symbolic viewpoint of white america on black people

As for the Mushroom Kingdom, that is code for dikkhead
That bytch is a prostitute

Only hoes lay like that
Every other pic is something sexual
Why you think Mario needs all them damn coins for, cuz he pays for the puss obviously

To add on to my theory, He tried to "save" this hoe 7x before you finally said alright with it Mario
See, each time he "saves" her she tells him "his princess is in another castle" because she wasn't ready to leave that life behind yet
I guess the moral of this story is if you simp enough times, you'll eventually get the p*ssy

Spoiler

A plumber with no tools

 

[Bathing Ape]

If Nintendo made a Evil Mario game I'd buy a Wii U

 

[Renkz]

She got him sprung

 

[Food Mane]

Wouldn't be the first time a couple of Italian brothers used force to break up an interracial love affair.

 

[Kaypain]

You just thinking rough sex, this was back in the days
sex was conservative then

check this out:









AND YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS ONE OUTTTTTTT






See.... it makes sense no?

Why is fukking a female

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

ALSO .. Mario is a plumber .... He cant be with the princess.. he's not a prince.... unless there's a secret wrench somewhere announcing him the prince of pipeland kingdom ... that would make luigi a prince as well ... and to make a long story short ... the princess aint loyal

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

If Nintendo made a Evil Mario game I'd buy a Wii U

I thought that's what Wario was essentially?

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

I thought that's what Mario was essentially?

good point

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

good point

Why did your quote of me change the name to Mario? Or did you do so?

 

[Anbesa]

Isn't princess peach like the koopas mother or some shyt like that? I felt like I've read that somewhere.

Edit: so yea she's bowser jrs mom
http://www.cracked.com/article_19148_6-bizarrely-creepy-moments-from-mario-universe_p2.html

 

[Saint1]

Nobody here played Braid? Mario was basically a psychopath who wanted the girl but she wanted to be with the other guy. He made up a whole scenario in his head.

No wonder in Mario games the hills have eyes and he's popping mushrooms.

 

[The_Sheff]

Nobody here played Braid? Mario was basically a psychopath who wanted the girl but she wanted to be with the other guy. He made up a whole scenario in his head.

No wonder in Mario games the hills have eyes and he's popping mushrooms.

Yeah, essentially this is Braid.

 

[Mensch Fontana]

This and the yoshi thread. Classic

 

[CJ]

That nikka Mario went HAM

 

[El Cocodrilo]

My theory is that Peach and The Toads represent Nazis or a fascist regime. The Mushroom Kingdom = The Third Reich.

The Goombas and Koopas are just like the gypsy and the jew to these racist fuks. Mario is just the enforcer, committing genocide on behalf of the mushroom regime.

Peach is a racist but she still wants that Koopa dikk on the side which is why she keeps getting "kidnapped" and why that simp mario gets a kiss on the nose while Bowser is constantly dipping in the Peach Cobbler.