All Gamers Come In Here NOW!!!!!! This NEEDS To Be Discussed Immediately!!!!!

[Prince.Skeletor]

Yoooooooooooooooooooooo
What a MIND FUKCCCCCCCC

 

[Fatboi1]

 

[Zardoz]

Then why does she kiss Mario at the end of every game?
Unless kissing him is a way to calm him down before he potentially smacks her for escaping.

And why is she the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom?
Unless Mario actually owns it and 'princess' is a title he forces on her.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Princess got kidnapped a total of 12 times in gaming history
If you look carefully as the series progressed the princess was less and less grateful at every end of the game where he "saved" her.

Then in the next game she kisses him on the nose

Next game NO KISS!!!! Just Mario walking off in the sunset

Next game forget the nose, take ur hat off so I kiss you on your scalp?

No kiss next game though!

No kiss

Next end of game all he got was a ballroom dance

 

[Ruck]

 

[Ciggavelli]

The logistics of Bowser, Princess sex just doesn't work out.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

The logistics of Bowser, Princess sex just doesn't work out.

You just thinking rough sex, this was back in the days
sex was conservative then

check this out:









AND YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS ONE OUTTTTTTT






See.... it makes sense no?

 

[End Cruelty]

Princess got kidnapped a total of 12 times in gaming history
If you look carefully as the series progressed the princess was less and less grateful at every end of the game where he "saved" her.

Then in the next game she kisses him on the nose

Next game NO KISS!!!! Just Mario walking off in the sunset

Next game forget the nose, take ur hat off so I kiss you on your scalp?

No kiss next game though!

No kiss

Next end of game all he got was a ballroom dance

this is quality posting. did you find this or actually know this stuff off top, breh?

 

[Ciggavelli]

You just thinking rough sex, this was back in the days
sex was conservative then

check this out:

at that video

 

[smoove157]

Princess got kidnapped a total of 12 times in gaming history
If you look carefully as the series progressed the princess was less and less grateful at every end of the game where he "saved" her.

Then in the next game she kisses him on the nose

Next game NO KISS!!!! Just Mario walking off in the sunset

Next game forget the nose, take ur hat off so I kiss you on your scalp?

No kiss next game though!

No kiss

Next end of game all he got was a ballroom dance

dapped + repped

dude bowser be having the fortified spots and everything.

mario won't take no for an an answer, he will be getting that princess p*ssy kiss on the cheek/nose/scalp

 

[PS5 Pro]

Then why does she kiss Mario at the end of every game?
Unless kissing him is a way to calm him down before he potentially smacks her for escaping.

And why is she the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom?
Unless Mario actually owns it and 'princess' is a title he forces on her.

1.) She doesn't really kiss mario at the end, that was the white man's version.
Bowser isn't a monster either. He's just a symbolic viewpoint of white america on black people

As for the Mushroom Kingdom, that is code for dikkhead
That bytch is a prostitute

Only hoes lay like that
Every other pic is something sexual
Why you think Mario needs all them damn coins for, cuz he pays for the puss obviously

 

[DaylitoJames]

Either Peach got that Stockholm syndrome or Mario shares that girl

 

[Marci-Senpai]

 

[martin payne]

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

this is quality posting. did you find this or actually know this stuff off top, breh?

Of course he found it.

Probably came from one of those nerds with too much time on their hand on Reddit.