Alexander the Great portrayed as a tan white man; white people lose their minds

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Literally him
 

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The funniest thing is throughout the majority of history Greeks looked at what considered "white people" today as backwards and savages. Stayed enslaving them and attacking them. It wasn't until the fall of Rome that Western Europe really started doing something with themselves and stared dikk riding Greeks and Roman's as if Alexander or Ceasar wouldn't be offended to be considered "the same" as a Anglo-Saxon person today.

They didn't consider themselves the same as northern europeans (germans, english, swedish etc). Called them barbarians. They worshipped their own "Mediterranean-ness". Now they dikkride those same people they used to clown and look down on 2000 years ago.

"Whiteness" is a modern idea that coincides with the rise of north-western european countries.
 

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Dude was greek. you can find tan greeks today.

people used to classic hollywood portrayals of historical figures. think everyone looked like charlton heston prior to electricity
This is facts. Even present day Greeks don't look blonde hair blue eyes. I dunno where they got that cacckity cac ass shıt from.

I went there this summer and they're Moreno with brown eyes.
 

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Apparently, this is his tomb

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According to Diodorus, which was "fitted to the body". The coffin is also mentioned by Strabo and Curtius Rufus (subsequently, in 89–90 BC the golden coffin was melted down and replaced with that of glass or crystal).
 
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