Alexa Bliss' reign of terror

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LMAO when they have this chick block the arm bar :mjlol::snoop:

Alexa can do that weird thing with her arm where it looks like she can dislocate her elbow. She did it during her feud with Becky on Smackdown. You know damn well they're going to do that spot again with her and Ronda :pachaha:
 

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In a division with Sasha, Charlotte, Becky, Bayley, Asuka, Naomi, Ember Moon, Mickie James, Ruby Riot and Natalya...Carmella and Alexa Bliss are the champions.

Women's revolution? Nah, more like Total Divas ratings :skip:
It is fukked up knowing that the actual talent has to put over these mediocre blonde chicks. That's Bianca Belair's future is creative struggling to come up with ways to justify her losing to women who can't pull off a suplex. As much as TSC hates the idea of Charlotte becoming the kayfabe GOAT women's wrestler she's easily better than Carmella and Bliss.
 

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It is fukked up knowing that the actual talent has to put over these mediocre blonde chicks. That's Bianca Belair's future is creative struggling to come up with ways to justify her losing to women who can't pull off a suplex. As much as TSC hates the idea of Charlotte becoming the kayfabe GOAT women's wrestler she's easily better than Carmella and Bliss.
At this point, it could be argued that Bliss is being pushed even harder than Charlotte. They've slowed down a lot on Char in recent months.
 

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At this point, it could be argued that Bliss is being pushed even harder than Charlotte. They've slowed down a lot on Char in recent months.
She is. Her opponents have to turn into complete morons to work around her shortcomings which results in them losing heat. Bayley a former popular wrestler learned she had to act just as nasty to secure a victory over Sasha had to regress to the point of idiocy for her to be squashed in a kendo stick match and just tonight Becky had to stop unhitching the briefcase and wait for Bliss to stop her because she was out of place. Women lose heat feuding with her because she's not clever or threatening enough in the ring without creative booking. I don't know why with all the legitimate talented attractive women the ones who're benefiting are arguably the worst workers they have. The only reason Lana ain't a three time champion is because she don't know how to behave on social media:wow:
 

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Alexa has been booked to look like Wonder Woman ever since she came to RAW. :ohhh:

I said this before, but when she was on SmackDown, she was more of a traditional heel. She would cheat her way out of matches, take shortcuts, and lose decisively. At one point, they knew how to write for her. Then she goes to RAW and then what happens?

-Beats Bayley twice (decisively), makes her look like a complete idiot and ends up killing her momentum, leading to the fans cheering because Bayley is injured

-Feuds with Sasha and does barely anything to elevate her. They have one inconclusive match, she loses the title at SummerSlam and then wins it back eight days later

-Holds the title for months while barely defending it, or even showing up half the time, while winning decisively when she does defend it

-Puts over Nia at WrestleMania (which she should have), only to make the whole thing pointless when she cashes in MITB on her months later to win the title back

-Wins MITB when she doesn't even need it, en route to what I'm assuming will be another useless title reign

-Manhandles both Nia and Ronda, one of whom is a trained MMA athlete, and is able to take down Nia with some briefcase shots to her arm, a DDT, and a splash

She's an attractive white blonde who can talk, but that shouldn't be enough. She gets outclassed every week by most of the women they have but gets all the prizes and opportunities. She doesn't deserve all of this. She probably won't be the champion in a couple months, but that just makes me wonder why they had her lose at WrestleMania in the first place. They can still have her against Ronda at SummerSlam without her dropping the belt to Nia. The women's division has way too much talent to revolve around her, but the company doesn't give a shyt.

I thought Charlotte in 2016/2017 was bad, but this is hell. :sadcam:
 

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The absurdity of last night is amazing. 5 ft Alexa Bliss gets to ragdoll Ronda Rousey like she's Hercules and a case shot is enough to beat Nia. Lol.

I know right? An even bigger size difference in 6ft Daniel Bryan and 7ft Casa is even more absurd. Small people should never get over on bigger guys in worked fighting





















You fukking marks are so hypocritical :mjlol:
 

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If this thread was about anyone else the usual suspects wouldn't be commenting all this "y'all care about women's wrestling?" but since it's alexa they are here to :cape:

transparent af :pachaha:

You're such a passive aggressive fakkit. @ me next time and stop being such a little bytch about a wrestling discussion. Y'all are damn near Reddit level with the bytchmade attitudes. And for the record you know I don't give a damn about the women's division. The combination of Steph's marketing and that half breed seven you all stan has your nose wide open. The division is just as stale and watered down as the men's division no matter who the champion is just with more botches, awkward spots and bad promos. Wrestling fans have to be some of the dumbest, most battered wife syndrome having fukks of all time. You all complain about everything year in and year out but continue to watch year in and year out. That shyt ain't background noise to y'all by now? There's a ton of legit women's wrestling out there but you'd rather watch blonde bimbos roll and flip around awkwardly for the express purpose of whining about it. Imagine that.

And you have to stop pretending you give a damn about these chicks' in ring experience. If they aren't fukkable you aren't fukking with them. Most of the discussion on Bayley has to do with her (overrated) ass. Charlotte was given the Bliss treatment around here despite being 10000x the worker she is. She's arguably better than the sometimes sloppy Sasha Banks. But who cares? She ain't what y'all are looking for so she's a problem. I get it though. If I cared enough I'd prefer a heel Naomi shytting on the whole division based off just looks. Plus she has the personality and skill to back it up. But I know that shyt ain't happening. So why watch a women's division that I know will never give me what I want or even a suitable substitute? Plus the booking and storylines are fukking trash. Most of y'all just wanna see these hoes naked though and that's not happening either. So, why do you all still watch this shyt? Especially RAW?

Torture yourselves with WWE in 2018 brehs.
 
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