Alexa Bliss is not happy. Where's Booker T and Wrestling Twitter?

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fukk an 'if'.
When it was them - hell, Naomi ain't even start hers - motherfukkers were tripping over themselves to 'put them in their places'.

Booker T ain't got no ho-ass shyt to say about this one, huh? :francis:


Imagine if Ember was still around he'd throw his own student under the bus
 

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Alexa Bliss was the best female heel in WWE when I did watch somewhat recent product, she could actually talk (much better than anyone else you can name aside from Becky) and she looked the mean girl part
 

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How she think someone like Dana Brooke feels
The funny thing is, Dana is a clearly superior athlete to Alexa. Bliss just didn't get the Ohio accent as bad as Dana did. Alexa has better facial expressions, but also benefited a lot from being smaller than her contemporaries so she stood out more visually than Dana, who is roughly the same size/build(minus the chest) as most the other blondes they employ.

If Dunn ain't want to fukk her so badly, she'd probably still be down in Full Sail forever on her Aliyah shyt :stopitslime:

She does nothing better than Sasha outside of promos, and even those don't excuse the disparity in even just their championship reign lengths, because it isn't like Braun, or Roman, or Goldberg or Lesnar without Heyman, or Becky pre-Man and post-2 belts, or Ronda, or Bayley, or Otis, etc. can cut great promos either. She need to just become a valet and use her only talent for good. Watching Nikki carry their team match-wise was :trash:
 

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This fukking bytch:mjlol:
 

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Alexa Bliss was the best female heel in WWE when I did watch somewhat recent product, she could actually talk (much better than anyone else you can name aside from Becky) and she looked the mean girl part

and was also pretty embarrassing in the ring every single time and had to be completely walked through matches like a toddler for them to be even passable. She is a valet or manager with a legitimate wrestler’s push. That should never happen.
 

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and was also pretty embarrassing in the ring every single time and had to be completely walked through matches like a toddler for them to be even passable. She is a valet or manager with a legitimate wrestler’s push. That should never happen.
Yeah nah she's not the best wrestler, really really good on the mic tho

In America thats 98% of the work though
 

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Yeah nah she's not the best wrestler, really really good on the mic tho

In America thats 98% of the work though
..But it's not though?

The best talker in WWE is not a wrestler. Arguably none of the current top male champions of any of the three brands could carry a segment with only their promo, and provably none of them can stand center-ring and do an old-fashioned Dusty-style 'talk them into the building' promo that'll actually sell even one extra ticket. Braun literally can't get anything over that's more than five words (Get these hands, I'm not finished with you, *garbled yelling*)

If Vince didn't hate valet... they have people on the roster that could talk for people who can't. It's literally how the business was set up. Bliss, MVP, Bivens and Woods should all be on the main talking for someone worth a damn who can't carry a promo on their own. But not a single one of those four - as much as I like three of the four of them - should be going for gold, and damn sure never a singles title.

So much talent wasted being put in the wrong positions.

(side note, if they hadn't done this poisoning bullshyt... bruh. Zelina as Bianca's mouthpiece/occasional tag partner while running through the women's division woulda been money. Bianca's talent, Thea's accent :lawd:)
 

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..But it's not though?

The best talker in WWE is not a wrestler. Arguably none of the current top male champions of any of the three brands could carry a segment with only their promo, and provably none of them can stand center-ring and do an old-fashioned Dusty-style 'talk them into the building' promo that'll actually sell even one extra ticket. Braun literally can't get anything over that's more than five words (Get these hands, I'm not finished with you, *garbled yelling*)

If Vince didn't hate valet... they have people on the roster that could talk for people who can't. It's literally how the business was set up. Bliss, MVP, Bivens and Woods should all be on the main talking for someone worth a damn who can't carry a promo on their own. But not a single one of those four - as much as I like three of the four of them - should be going for gold, and damn sure never a singles title.

So much talent wasted being put in the wrong positions.

(side note, if they hadn't done this poisoning bullshyt... bruh. Zelina as Bianca's mouthpiece/occasional tag partner while running through the women's division woulda been money. Bianca's talent, Thea's accent :lawd:)
Well the champions not being able to talk is kind of the issue with WWE and why they have no stars
 

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Her mic work was on point but during her reign of terror, girl was going over clean and was not believable in the slightest.
Lol@the pitiful extreme rules match with Bayley in 2017

That farce where she cashed in MITB by ragdolling Ronda:laugh: and then hit Nia with those pillow soft shots to win the belt:laugh:
 
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