As always, we have to preface any statement we make about Del Rio here with the phrase "if true..."
With that said, IF TRUE, this is both the most and least surprising news of wrestling's post-quarantine era. Most because I, like most sane human beings, wasn't expecting news of a reported sexual assault to come out...well at all in these months, but certainly not so soon after the Velveteen Dream fiasco (has that been resolved yet?). Least because...it's fukking Del Rio, do I need a reason at this point? He's one of the few people that could make the description of the alleged crimes immediately believable.
And that mugshot.
This situation isn't funny (allegedly), but that's the most Del Rio in 2020 photo imaginable. Bugged out and sunken in eyes, extremely pursed lips, complete with the drawn cheeks. Are we sure he didn't have an 8-ball of coke immediately before his arrest?
When you share blood with Mil Mascaras, and he's far and away a less hateable human being than you, reevaluate your life choices.