Alaska is low key one of the most beautiful states

[blaccbeard]

Wow we outchea, I just found this lonely sista looking for love on POF with 10 secs of searching.

Spoiler

I'm about to make my Alaska POF profile now so by the time i get up there i'm ready to eat.

 

[Nymbus]

Ahh, no wonder why they wont give us PR's the 51st state, it doesn't fit the round number super power agenda...

24 hours of darkness
what they forget to pay their sun bill?

 

[Geek Nasty]

Rape capital of the United States. And it's where cacs run off to when they want to duck charges

 

[AsTheWorldBurns]

I got a cousin that grew up there. She hung out with mostly black kids. There's a decent amount of black people in Anchorage.

 

[blaccbeard]

Rape capital of the United States. And it's where cacs run off to when they want to duck charges

I always thought cacs run to Mexico when they're ducking the police.

 

[Geek Nasty]

I always thought cacs run to Mexico when they're ducking the police.

Maybe back in the day, now they run to Alaska. I used to watch a lot of those Alaska reality TV shows.

Cac caught a case in the 48
Ran to the free throw line
"And 1" in the 49

 

[FaTaL]

Rape capital of the United States. And it's where cacs run off to when they want to duck charges

Why run there? Lack of police?

 

[blaccbeard]

Maybe back in the day, now they run to Alaska. I used to watch a lot of those Alaska reality TV shows.

Cac caught a case in the 48
Ran to the free throw line
"And 1" in the 49

I feel like if i was a criminal it would be a lot easier to escape to Mexico than to Alaska, plus it's way cheaper to survive in Mexico than Alaska, and it's just easier in general to thrive as a criminal in mexico, and the weather is wayy better.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Why run there? Lack of police?

Nobody's chasing you to Alaska. Cops aren't wasting resources chasing someone on a drug charge that would probably take $10Ks to house and ship you out. And, if someone lives out in the sticks they live almost completely off the grid. Alaska is the bum ass white criminal's cheat code for extra lives

 

[blaccbeard]

Why run there? Lack of police?

Yeah after watching Alaska state troopers show i feel like the police are on point up there. Way more so than corrupt ass Mexico where you can buy a whole town's police force lol.

 

[TEH]

that's alien.cyborg.vampire.zombie territory*

Add wolf, werewolf, Bigfoot, abominable snowman, shaman, demon ...

Edit:
Russian

 

[TEH]

Wow we outchea, I just found this lonely sista looking for love on POF with 10 secs of searching.

Spoiler

I'm about to make my Alaska POF profile now so by the time i get up there i'm ready to eat.

Thick like stale grits ...

I wonder if the sister has a sister ...

 

[Geek Nasty]

I feel like if i was a criminal it would be a lot easier to escape to Mexico than to Alaska, plus it's way cheaper to survive in Mexico than Alaska, and it's just easier in general to thrive as a criminal in mexico, and the weather is wayy better.

I don't know enough about running to Mexico, I've just seen a few documentaries of people getting caught down there. Maybe most people can escape and live forever down there, we just hear about the ones getting caught

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Every part of this world unmolested by the hand of capitalism is beautiful.

Some of the realest shyt I've ever heard

 

[blaccbeard]

Thick like stale grits ...

I wonder if the sister has a sister ...

There's some fine lonely sistas up there, and ain't enough brehs to keep em warm in the winter