Al Bundy is too raw for 21st century tv

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

90's television in general got away with so much, you could watch Seinfeld on Thursday night and watch Animaniacs the next afternoon and see the same kind of jokes being made.

We were truly blessed.

that show from the 80s and had fox on its back doe

 

[kingdarius]

I'm not even saying she was ugly, cause Peggy got better with time, just trying to say dude is fukking winning

i feel ya ..even tho sofia been looking real surgery heavy lately ....when she was a fresh young thing in that movie big trouble tho


EDIT: i forgot how ridiculous this scene was

 

[BlackAchilles]

Quotable's for fukking days

Nowadays we'd have to deal with social media telling us he'a cis-gendered fat-shaming male chauvinist caveman

 

[b. woods]

Peg: I bought a new dress. Do you like it?
Al: I dunno, Peg. First I'd have to see it without you in it.

Here's another funny quote of Al shytting on Peg -

Peggy: OH, AL?!

(Peggy enters the bedroom wearing a red nightgown and has a huge green bow tied around her)

Peggy: COME UNWRAP YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!!

Al: (sits up, excited) WHERE IS IT?!

Peggy: It's me, you feeb!

Al: Aw, Peg, how do you expect me to get excited when you just re-wrap the same old junk I didn't play with the year before?

 

[Monoblock]

 

[satam55]

Peg: I bought a new dress. Do you like it?
Al: I dunno, Peg. First I'd have to see it without you in it.

Peggy could get it.

 

[zayk35]

Yeah i never understood his not wanting to fuk his wife shyt she was bad as fuk and the only reason why I only really find redhead white women attractive......but then i got married to a bad chick(at least to me) and trust me sometimes it just be that way

 

[Animal House]

Peg: I bought a new dress. Do you like it?
Al: I dunno, Peg. First I'd have to see it without you in it.

My nikka Al!


And
And Jefferson, he gave no fukks about his bytch when Al would clown. He was pimping that ho for money and all kinds of shyt

 

[Tommy Fits]

Al Bundy is an American hero

 

[nieman]

Yeah i never understood his not wanting to fuk his wife shyt she was bad as fuk and the only reason why I only really find redhead white women attractive......but then i got married to a bad chick(at least to me) and trust me sometimes it just be that way

Yeah, that's how the creators explained it. They said the joke was that it didn't matter what your wife looked like, just the fact of her being your wife makes it like that.

 

[b. woods]

My nikka Al!


And
And Jefferson, he gave no fukks about his bytch when Al would clown. He was pimping that ho for money and all kinds of shyt

(Al clowns Marcy)

Jefferson:

Marcy:

Jefferson: You better watch it, Al!

Marcy: (turns her back to Jefferson)

Jefferson: ( at Marcy behind her back)

 

[MartyMcFly]

Yeah, that's how the creators explained it. They said the joke was that it didn't matter what your wife looked like, just the fact of her being your wife makes it like that.

Yeah if Peggy was some random chick who came into the shoe store one day he'd be all over her but he's bored

 

[Monoblock]

When he took Jerry Springer hostage and wore those No Ma'am shirts

 

[Soundwave]

(Al clowns Marcy)

Jefferson:

Marcy:

Jefferson: You better watch it, Al!

Marcy: (turns her back to Jefferson)

Jefferson: ( at Marcy behind her back)

Oh my God that is the perfect smiley description

+rep

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

Yeah i never understood his not wanting to fuk his wife shyt she was bad as fuk and the only reason why I only really find redhead white women attractive......but then i got married to a bad chick(at least to me) and trust me sometimes it just be that way

Not to be OT, but thats shyt funny as hell how that works