Greetings fans of second-class humor, bad expressions, and the dreadful scribbling!
All the rest - the exit, lets go ahead. See that door is not primeschilo.
Today in our village club the main event - AJ (but fukk you Stiles!) Lee.
April Jeanette Mendez was born on March 19, 1987 in Union City, New Jersey. Already this can explain half of everything, but not let the bad. She grew up in a typical Puerto Rican family, in other words, looked like mom washes floors in the homes of strangers. But the cleaning lady did not like the way an ambitious young girl, and she boldly marched to conquer the Olympus wrestling, passing all the same after working as a cleaner at the school (genes, what can you do.)
We will not go into it in a bold way WWE, just mention, for those who are not completely shyt, her coach (and boyfriend-time) was Jay Lita that she started with Women Superstars Uncensored, then traveled to FCW, and NXT. Who still wonder Smoking Google.
She made her debut at the smectic, August 27, blah blah blah, and in November began love affair with Daniel Brayanom that led to the current crazy gimmick.
Here lets slow down, and look more carefully Mendez:
Wrestling skill we drop, mainly because of that, in my opinion, the main wrestling skill a woman - to cook soup in the kitchen, and fight in bed. Everything else is from the evil one.
Gimmick - great. And from the other and all. Calculate the correct target audience hyped gimmick outputs.
Nerd, komiksomany, game zadroty - is. Puerto Ricans, and some other Latin American nation - here. Audience of children - of course. If we recall that the WWE divas in the bulk or glamorous dolls or masculine thugs, the female audience, especially 12-16 years is also quite shavaet. Guys Pedobira present. A little?
April is not deprived of charm, the exterior is also quite bearable, I would vdul, Th here.
In short, from this material, although having malomalskoy mind can vypushyt a people person, not particularly trying. As a stand-diva and some jack beybifeysu. Can promote abstinence, the Puritans, whom in America until the morning, butterflies will write, children an example too. In general, it would wish.
But the desire is there, but that it was sent here to
So, AJ, positioning itself as a Nerd and a tomboy, suddenly started up the winds, and after the break with Brayanom start
Hmmm
. caroling at all if you know what I mean.
Jay Lita anxiously watched as the number of enthusiasm of its former dramatically increased to three: Brian, punk, and, o god why, Cain. But, like a normal girl, she nakolyadovalas and had decided to get married in the tradition of romantic comedies halivudskih for his first love. By the way, a perfect guide How to behave decent girl for the younger girls, whose parents let you watch such a game (and not learn how to cook soup.)
And all would be well, thats just evil genius writers WWE does not sleep. Thanks to him, the wedding, the most important event in the life of any man, was interrupted at the altar, and so damaging the delicate fragile psyche Deniala Brian, who then was in a psychiatric hospital, and now attends anger management. Near the altar, AJ said that said yes not him, but Vince Makmenu, and is not going to marry the old rogue, and is about to take the reins of the red brand. And do it right, because a normal woman should pay attention to her husband, cook him soup, and every way to please, not to work. Work and marriage - is incompatible, gentlemen, remember. Do not be a bull! WWE Entertainment, All rights reserved 2012.
In truth, the smell of govnetsom began just this great moment of domination very stupid and idiotic, 1000 RAW. The smell did not disappoint, the plot gimmick and April turned into a huge pile of shyt stinking today.
That we have a girl in sneakers, zadrota who loves comic books and video games, funny skipping to the ring, which became terribly annoying, inappropriate, disrespectful lead General Manager of RAW. It would seem - a new GM, Hill, as usual. However, WWE somehow constantly trying to position it as a Face, give her chants about her husband, and so on.
Allocated a separate item writers desire opaskudit GM post in the extreme. Heaps of people going through this post, especially not stay there. And as a rule, nothing good that post them in the potential does not. Only need two interesting charismatic characters who are able to spend 5 minutes in the ring without causing the audience gag reflex. Now, as a rule, the GM - shyt in the hole, swim, swim, and drowned. I do not see the potential in this honorable dolzhosti the life of me. Neither AJ, none.
Is unclear how this all perceive and understand clearly only one: WWE again buries his superstar, shoving it in all holes (in the figurative sense, perverts), forcing our immature minds to smoke, in a futile attempt to come to terms with this dreadful dissonance. These fluffy, for pushing
I spit on the nunchuck. The worst thing is that AJ is not so suitable imposed gimmick that it is it looks unnatural, and therefore, looks bad, bad game, bad
so bad, then really there.
In general, these antics and jumping now look like dressed in a suit monkeys annoying gimmick and all, and does not seem that the writers achieved, the possible outcomes of this is not visible. Not only that, the character contradicts himself. Heavy, the case is not as you look.
But we wish it success, let meet good man, throw this wrestling, and cooking soup in the kitchen (yes, again) forget this period of his life as a nightmare. And we forget. Hope so.
Comment on this post:
I sometimes think that in the WWE is a man who is desperately trying to move gimmick his dude / chick, and he always interfere
That was DYuDbasery
Then
Then separately Trent Agee
shes with Caitlin, as ChIKbastery
Now separate Caitlin
and nothing
But
as a miniature of the age, which is 35 and looks a teenager trying to make a femme fatale
stories with punk and Brayanom rested on the fact that theyre both nerds who are living, those who are gimmick .. . and it was as though a couple of them
On the more serious characters, it would not have been
Its funny too, that once kissed Eve and Sean Hosken chant so far, and there are girls in time for three of the past - and deaf
And as for the gimmick GM say this - Im not a fan of unequal matches, but
Lesnar against her release
no DQ
and in a cage