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I've got a mosquito problem in my house at the moment. They don't look as frightful as most insects do, but fukk if they aren't some of the WOAT insects
Oh I can’t STAND mosquitoes and they love me. I get huge bites from them and they’ll bite through clothing.:damn::damn::damn:
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There are some giant mosquito looking motherfukkers out there too. Happy Merry X-mas.
 
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On a related note, seeing shyt like this in the woods makes me so respectful of people who live in remote, rural regions or indigenous people.

That naked and afraid shyt is :damn:
While everybody else is worried about a bear, I’m sweating shyt that looks like this
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On a related note, seeing shyt like this in the woods makes me so respectful of people who live in remote, rural regions or indigenous people.

That naked and afraid shyt is :damn:
While everybody else is worried about a bear, I’m sweating shyt that looks like this
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Ok you gotta chill now :francis:. At least put em in a spoiler
 
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Soooooo I had some business in the mountains to take care of today and I gotta say…

I saw some strange shyt there.


Mountainous regions got some bugs that look fukking crazy.

Before leaving the Smoky Mountains, I gassed up and saw some shyt that looked like a smaller version of this
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It was long as my index finger. Flat to the ground. Couldn’t see any fukking legs so I don’t know how it moved so fast.

Had two body parts. Long flat scaled head and long body lower half divided in sections. Was green and brownish. No antenna. Just fukking weird. And looked furry.:damn::damn::damn:
It looked like this ugly fukker
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but the coloring is wrong.
(Apparently that creature of the apocalypse is some type of beetle?!:mindblown:)
If anybody sees this motherfukker or can identify it…please let me know so I can learn more.
I’m equal parts disgusted, shook and intensely curious to know WTF it is.

Also, fukk you nature. Especially the Great Smoky Mountains even tho they are gorgeous. I’d need a hazmat suit to go hiking in that region.

Obligatory NOPE.:shaq2: But in this thread we post the weirdest bugs that creep us the fukk out.






That happened cause you refusing my love.:ufdup:




I'm over here singing like a prime Jeffrey Osborne in LTD
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"We both deserve each other's love"









And you rather be out there getting violated by roach beetle mutants :wow:
 

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On a related note, seeing shyt like this in the woods makes me so respectful of people who live in remote, rural regions or indigenous people.

That naked and afraid shyt is :damn:
While everybody else is worried about a bear, I’m sweating shyt that looks like this
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That shyt the devil in insect form.

:picard:
 

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That's what you get to traveling to Asia.

Now you bringing some weird ass shyt over here. They done hatched from you.

You prob brought a bunch of soil with you .

:hhh:

Definitely. Not eating the p*ssy on the dinner table
 

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I feel you, op. And this is why I refuse to visit certain countries. I've got a cousin that wants me to go with her to visit Australia where those big azz mutant bugs live and I keep letting her know that is NOT the move lol!

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